Humour / 9 months later

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9 Months Later...

 

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's

van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in

a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the

attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

 

" I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house

all to myself, but I'm recently widowed, " she explained. " I'm afraid the

neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house. "

 

 

" Don't worry, " Jack said. " We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if

the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light. " The lady agreed, and

the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They

enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

 

 

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an

attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally

determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had

met on the ski weekend.

 

 

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, " Bob, do you remember that

good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up

north about 9 months ago? "

 

" Yes, I do. " said Bob

 

" Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the

house and pay her a visit? "

 

" Well, um, yes! " Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out,

" I have to admit that I did. "

 

" And, did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your

name? "

 

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, " Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask? "

 

" She just died and left me everything "

 

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... You

know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)