O/T Humor for Butch

[Guest guest]

RETIREMENT

BONUS

 

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early

retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered

for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight

line between any Two points in his body. The officer got

to choose what those two points would be.

 

 

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of

His head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet

and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

 

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be

measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He

walked Out with $96,000.

 

 

The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who,

When asked where he would like to be measured replied, " From

the tip of my Weenie to my testicles. "

 

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want To reconsider,

explaining about the nice big checks the previous two

Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go

along With him providing the measurement was taken by a

medical officer.

 

The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to " drop 'em, " which

He did. The m medical officer placed the tape measure on the

tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord! "

he suddenly exclaimed, " Where Are your testicles? "

 

The old Chief calmly replied,

 

" Vietnam. "

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

I have to send this to the Viet Nam vets I know, especially the couple

career navy guys ! One of them spent 30 years in the Navy and has loads of

jokes like this .... but most of them can not be posted and I'm sure many

of you will know why LOL

 

Paula ..... in Michigan

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farmfreshsoapsandcandles

 

 

> RETIREMENT

> BONUS

>

> The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early

> retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered

> for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight

> line between any Two points in his body. The officer got

> to choose what those two points would be.

[Guest guest]

> I have to send this to the Viet Nam vets I know, especially

> the couple career navy guys !

 

[Dave]: There was an Army version floating around in the 70s which involved

the distance to the left huevo, the discovery of a big scar, and the same

location for said orb (Phnom Penh in the version I remember). Being a medic

and familiar with such injuries, there was a certain grim humor to it.

 

 

 

 

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