Humor: Why Some Tennessee Hill Billys Don't Make Good Paramedics

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A couple of Gud Ol' Boys from Paris, TN are out in the woods hunting when

one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't

seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

 

The other feller whips out his cell phone and dials 911. He screams to the

operator, " Hey Y'all .. I think my buddy, Bubba, done died. What am I gonna

do? "

 

The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, " Just take it easy .. calm

down and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he is dead. "

 

There is a silence on the phone .. then a shot is heard.

 

The feller comes back on line and says, " OK .. now what? " ;-)

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

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> A couple of Gud Ol' Boys from Paris, TN are out in the woods

> hunting when...

 

[Dave]: Butch, you reminded me of my favorite blonde joke.

 

A blonde comes home from work and finds her house on fire. She pulls out

her cell phone and dials 9-1-1. She's completely hysterical, screaming into

the phone: " My house is on fire! My house is on fire! " The dispatcher

says, " Miss, calm down. Take a breath. How do we get there? "

 

The blonde says, " Well duh! Big red truck! "

 

 

 

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