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Hi y'all,

 

In a number of carefully controlled, double blind tested and peer reviewed

studies it has been demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,

at the end of a year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia

coli, (E. coli)

bacteria (found in feces.

 

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

 

However, we do NOT run that risk if we drink Wine, Kentucky Bourbon,

Tennessee Sour Mash, Rum, Gin, Vodka and other distilled or fermented

alcoholic beverages because they have gone through a

distillation/purification process or a fermentation process and then they

are filtered. Plus .. as we all know, alcohol kills many big bad bug

critters.

 

Remember: Water = Poop .. Wine = Health

 

Therefore, it's better to drink Wine and talk Stupid, than to drink water

and be full of Crap.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. Its a part of

my altruistic personality to help others and I'm doing this strictly as a

public service.

 

Since I am one who likes to practice what he preaches .. I am now gonna turn

off the PC .. go out on the patio and relax with a bitta Burgundy.

 

Y'all keep smiling. :-) Butch http://www.AV-AT.com

 

 

 

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