O/T : True but stupid product warnings

[Guest guest]

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT

- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

 

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING

- Product will be hot after heating

 

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON

- Do not Iron clothes on body

 

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE

- Do not drive car or operate machinery

 

ON NYTOL

- Warning: may cause drowsiness

 

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE

- Warning keep out of children

 

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

- For indoor or outdoor use only.

 

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR

- Not to be used for the other use

 

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS

- Warning: contains nuts

 

** Peanuts are actually legumes and not nuts so the above warning is

correct if they contain traces of other nuts **

 

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS

- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

 

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW

- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

 

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS

- Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?

 

ON A SUPERMAN CONSTUME

- This suit does not enable the wearer to fly

 

ON A STEERING-LOCK

- Caution, remove before driving car

 

ON A BOX CONTAINING A SHOWER CAP

- Nylon shower cap. Fits one head.

 

ON FULL CREAM CHANNEL ISLES MILK TESCO

- Allergy Advice: Contains Milk

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[Guest guest]

You know what's sad... That these are called commonsense cautions. (If

it were commonsense... Everyone would know this.)

 

There comes a time in the life of a society where in someone really

needs to put chlorine in the gene pool.

 

Too many inbreeding accidents if you ask me.. For all of us.

 

Jennifer

 

Liz wrote:

>

> ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT

> - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

>

> ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING

> - Product will be hot after heating

>

> ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON

> - Do not Iron clothes on body

>

> ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE

> - Do not drive car or operate machinery

>

> ON NYTOL

> - Warning: may cause drowsiness

>

> ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE

> - Warning keep out of children

>

> ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

> - For indoor or outdoor use only.

>

> ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR

> - Not to be used for the other use

>

> ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS

> - Warning: contains nuts

>

> ** Peanuts are actually legumes and not nuts so the above warning is

> correct if they contain traces of other nuts **

>

> ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS

> - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

>

> ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW

> - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

>

> ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS

> - Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?

>

> ON A SUPERMAN CONSTUME

> - This suit does not enable the wearer to fly

>

> ON A STEERING-LOCK

> - Caution, remove before driving car

>

> ON A BOX CONTAINING A SHOWER CAP

> - Nylon shower cap. Fits one head.

>

> ON FULL CREAM CHANNEL ISLES MILK TESCO

> - Allergy Advice: Contains Milk

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>

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