Humor: Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction

[Guest guest]

We've all heard about men having Guts or Balls. But do you really

know the difference between the two? In an effort to keep you

informed, the definition for each is listed below...

 

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: " Are you

still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? "

 

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on

the butt and having the Balls to say: " You're next. "

 

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

 

Of course, Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome

since both ultimately result in broken bones and possibly death!

;-)

[Guest guest]

oh my gawsh, this is just too funny... LOL.. Thanks, I need the chuckle.

 

Joyce

 

-

" Butch Owen " <butchowen

~snip

>

> GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

> met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: " Are you

> still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? "

>

> BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

> of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on

> the butt and having the Balls to say: " You're next. "

~snip