Humor: Logical Conclusions

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After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists

found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion

that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years

ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British

scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly thereafter, headlines in

the UK newspapers read: " British archaeologists have found traces of 200

year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an

advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the

Scots. "

 

One week later, Tennessee Hill Billy Bubba Smith, a self taught

archaeologist, reported in the Paris, Tennessee " Post-Intelligencer "

newspaper that: " After digging deeper'n 30 meters in that corn field over

yonder near Possum Creek, I didn't find nothing. Therefore, I done come to

the conclusion that 300 years ago, Henry County, Tennessee had done gone

wireless. "