OT: Turkey Hunting

[Guest guest]

Hey Kathleen,

 

You've said both on and off line that you'd love to hunt but you hate guns

... or maybe it was that you love to eat wild meat but you hate hunting .. I

get confused when trying to remember illogical statements. ;-)

 

Anyway .. play with this a bit, You can always buy a big, fat, lazy, chock

fulla hormones, can't walk or procreate Butterball turkey that doesn't have

enough sense to get out of the rain .. and eat it for Thanksgiving. ;-)

 

 

http://www.southbank-design.co.uk/turkeyshoot/index.htm

 

This game gets kinda fast .. and there aren't as many turkeys in it as we

have right here in Henry County, Tennessee. ;-)

 

Y'all keep smiling. :-)

 

Butch .. http:/;/www.AV-AT.com

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

Hate guns, love wild meat.

 

I would no more buy a butter ball chock full of chemicals and garbage than I

would go out and buy a gun.

 

I'm not illogical. I'm me. ;-)

 

I grew up around other folk that hunted and they would bring offerings to my

mother. She'd cook it, we'd eat it. That's how I " met " wild meat. Oh, by the

by, jerked any of your deer yet. We did that one year, yummy!Actually, Mom

used to hunt when she was young. She also played " retriever " for her

grandfather... She got put off hunting when she was sent out to retrieve a

pheasant, it weren't dead yet. That did it for her.

 

Anywho, suggesting that I would buy a butterball, just because I won't buy

guns and don't like to hunt is illogical. Every eaten one of those? My

mother accidentally bought one, one year. I spent hours in the kitchen

squeezing all the nasties out, as much as I could get. Truly an awful

experience. They used a plunger to insert the garbage, it came out yellow,

greasy and nasty... Despite getting out as much as I possibly could (my

mother couldn't believe I went to all that trouble, she was in the mind set

of " oh GOD, well we have it, not a whole lot we can do about it NOW), we

cooked it and it was STILL saturated with nasties. Worst tasting bird I EVER

had in my life. Most of it got thrown away and to my mother, that's like

sacrilege. Personally I don't know how folk can eat them. I don't know WHY

people would eat them... cooking a good juicy turkey, as pretty to look at

as to eat is NOT that difficult. I have NEVER cooked a bad turkey and I'm

not that wonderful or knowledgable a cook.

 

I personally buy free-range natural turkeys. Not even a timer stuffed in the

breast. I haven't had wild turkey, but would give it a go in a heart beat.

 

so... PHHHHHTTTTTTTT!

 

Now, I'm off to go shoot turkeys! LOL!!!

 

K

 

 

 

 

On Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 1:20 PM, Butch Owen <butchowen wrote:

 

> Hey Kathleen,

>

> You've said both on and off line that you'd love to hunt but you hate guns

> .. or maybe it was that you love to eat wild meat but you hate hunting .. I

> get confused when trying to remember illogical statements. ;-)

>

> Anyway .. play with this a bit, You can always buy a big, fat, lazy, chock

> fulla hormones, can't walk or procreate Butterball turkey that doesn't have

> enough sense to get out of the rain .. and eat it for Thanksgiving. ;-)

>

> http://www.southbank-design.co.uk/turkeyshoot/index.htm

>

> This game gets kinda fast .. and there aren't as many turkeys in it as we

> have right here in Henry County, Tennessee. ;-)

>

> Y'all keep smiling. :-)

>

> Butch .. http:/;/www.AV-AT.com <http://www.av-at.com/>

>

>