AD: Mad Man Sale at AVNP

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Howdy y'all,

 

The List Owner and her administrators are NOT responsible for any claims made in

this announcement, nor do they profit from any sales resulting from this

announcement or any list advertisement.

 

(Actually, the AVNP owner is not gonna profit from this .. but that's his dang

problem.)

 

All product claims and information contained in this announcement are totally

factual and made in good faith.

 

As usual, AVNP guarantees the quality and the purity of these products. You can

not even purchase a more Risk Free Guarantee.

 

First .. for the new folks .. lots of them on board now ..dang near 2,000

members now .. on 1 October 2009, I sold AVNP to John Croskey

http://health./message/55590

 

But .. as stated in the above message I am still working with John for a while

... as a consultant. Its some kind of conspiracy to keep me from totally

retiring.

 

However, I would not have agreed to work with him if I had known he was a Mad

Man! I should have suspected this cause he is a Dang Yankee .. but somehow it

got by me.

 

As a consultant I have advised against the below sale .. I think its gonna put

him out of business. But he owns the Monkey now so he is the boss .. and I am

simply (reluctantly) following orders from the boss by posting this sale. On

the Up Side .. if enough folks buy then he will go broke sooner and I will be

able to retire sooner. :-)

 

John thinks folks are gonna buy Essential Oils as Holiday gifts .. so he has

directed me to make this offer .. it is good until Midnight .. Sunday .. 20

December 2009.

 

Domestic Purchases .. within the 50 U.S. States .. believe me we have but 50

states in the U.S.A. ..not 57 like some folks have claimed:

 

*All Retail Essential Oil Orders from https://www.av-at.com/prices.html .. and

*All Carrier Oil Orders from https://www.av-at.com/carriers.html .. will receive

a Twenty Percent (20%) Discount .. and Free Shipping!

 

Dumb this is!

 

International Purchases .. the same 20% Discount applies except AVNP will pay

only 50% of the Shipping Cost.

 

This offer is a tad smarter but still kinda Dumb!

 

Exceptions: There are asterisks on the words " All " (above) because there are

two exceptions to this offer.

 

1. Rose Otto and Rose Absolute will be discounted by Ten Percent (10%)

 

2. The offer on Carrier Oils does NOT apply to gallon sizes .. it can't because

there is not that much profit on them. I was able to convince John on this one

... so I guess he is not totally dumb .. just dumber than the average person!

 

What you gotta do to get this discount? Its real easy to remember.

 

1. The order total (after discount is applied) must be for $100.00 or more.

 

2. When you order make sure the words " Dumb AVNP Sale " is somewhere in the

order.

 

Please take advantage of this Dumb Sale so Mad Man John will go broke and I can

cut loose from the PC and retire retire. :-(

 

Let me be the first to wish you all a Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Ashura,

Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice, Happy New Year or Al Hijra.

 

Might as well throw in Happy Boston Tea Party Anniversary, Beethoven's Birthday

and Tiger Wood's Birthday .. I gotta be as Politically Correct as possible so as

to get you folks to make this Mad Man go broke and free me from my bondage.

 

Y'all have a good one .. and keep smiling. :-)

 

Retired (Almost) Butch ... http://www.AV-AT.com