Guest guest Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Since I am cooking more, I am learning some very wonderful lessons to pass on and hopefully give you a good laugh: 1) No matter how long you leave anything in the over, if you do not turn the oven on, it won't bake. 2) The button on the food processor (my new toy) is fun to press, and the whirling sound is cool, but the resulting liquified vegetables are not as appetizing. 3) If the glass part of the blender is not attached properly to the base, it takes a long time to clean up the mess. And being a good social worker, I apologized to the oven for not respecting its need to be turned on and the food processor for using it for my pleasure instead of the purpose it was designed for, and affirmed the blender for expressing itself when it was not happy about how I used it. *grins* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Lovely lovely lovely - just what I needed this afternoon I've already been caught apologizing to my oven timer for not attending to it when it was crying. I need to be a more attentive and caring a cook, right? (About the oven: mine is stubborn like yours. I think they're in cahoots.) Love and hugs, Pat > Since I am cooking more, I am learning some > very wonderful lessons to > pass on and hopefully give you a good laugh: > > 1) No matter how long you leave anything in the > over, if you do not > turn the oven on, it won't bake. > > 2) The button on the food processor (my new > toy) is fun to press, and > the whirling sound is cool, but the resulting > liquified vegetables are > not as appetizing. > > 3) If the glass part of the blender is not > attached properly to the > base, it takes a long time to clean up the > mess. > > And being a good social worker, I apologized to > the oven for not > respecting its need to be turned on and the > food processor for using it > for my pleasure instead of the purpose it was > designed for, and > affirmed the blender for expressing itself when > it was not happy about > how I used it. > > *grins* > > ---- Vegetarian Spice: http://beanvegan.blogspot.com Vegan World Cuisine: http://www.care2.com/c2cvegworld Vegetarian Slimming: vegetarianslimming Vegetarians In Canada: vegetariansincanada " Atrocities are not less atrocities when they occur in laboratories and are called medical research. " (George Bernard Shaw) ______________________________\ ____ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile./;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 On 1/21/08, Pat <drpatsant wrote: > > I've already been caught apologizing > to my oven timer for not attending to it when it > was crying. Oh my goodness! I've been caught telling my timer, " I hear you. I'm coming in just a second. " Then my husband says, " who are you talking to? " and I say, " the timer, " and he just *looks* at me. LOL! Sparrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 > Oh my goodness! I've been caught telling my > timer, " I hear you. I'm > coming in just a second. " Then my husband says, > " who are you talking > to? " and I say, " the timer, " and he just > *looks* at me. LOL! Oh right! Of course men (present company excepted, dear members!) would never be caught treating inanimate objects that way. Their cars ('come on, start, d**n you!'), sporting equipment such as footballs, baseballs, golf balls ('go go go') etc., and various kinda of nautical transportation (for some reason female) are sensate beings. Got it. Love and hugs, Pat ---- Vegetarian Spice: http://beanvegan.blogspot.com Vegan World Cuisine: http://www.care2.com/c2cvegworld Vegetarian Slimming: vegetarianslimming Vegetarians In Canada: vegetariansincanada " Atrocities are not less atrocities when they occur in laboratories and are called medical research. " (George Bernard Shaw) ______________________________\ ____ Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. http://tools.search./newsearch/category.php?category=shopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 On 1/22/08, Pat <drpatsant wrote: > > Oh right! Of course men (present company > excepted, dear members!) would never be caught > treating inanimate objects that way. Their cars > ('come on, start, d**n you!'), sporting equipment > such as footballs, baseballs, golf balls ('go go > go') etc., and various kinda of nautical > transportation (for some reason female) are > sensate beings. Got it. Don't forget computers! I won't even type some of the things I've heard my husband say to his computer. I don't want to melt everyone's eyes with the salty language. LOL! Sparrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 > Don't forget computers! I won't even type some of the things I've > heard my husband say to his computer. I don't want to melt everyone's > eyes with the salty language. LOL! Oh but he shouldn't be like that if he wants to get along with his computer! Nuh-huh. My darling girl won't behave properly if I don't speak respectfully to her. We refer to her by name, of course, and only in a gentle voice Perhaps your computer is male? They might be able to take tough locker room talk - I don't know much about the male of the species - whoops, I mean *series*. Love and hugs, Pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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