Guest guest Posted February 5, 2003 Report Share Posted February 5, 2003 Jokes for veg*ns (the * being the designation for either vegan or vegetarian): What's a carnivore's favorite game? Swallow the leader. How do you sign off an e-mail to a carnivore? Nice to meat you. How many veg*ns does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to check the package for animal ingredients. How many carnivores does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to ask the veg*n, " But you eat chicken and fish, right? " Knock knock. Who's there? Papa Tofu. Papa Tofu who? Papa Tofu in the oven, I'm coming for dinner. Knock knock. Who's there? Brocolli. Brocolli who? Brocolli doesn't have a last name, silly! Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes, please, I love those.[hold our your hand] What's a carnivore committee called? A meating. How does a vegetarian take leave of a carnivore? Back away...slowly. Mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, " Hey, we don't serve your kind here. " Mushroom says, " Why not? I'm a fungi. " Did you hear the one about the veg*n guy who fell off the wagon? He lost his veg*nity. From Valerie (using her right brain this time). Obviously I'm a veggie parent with too much time on my hands! Please add your own! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 6, 2003 Report Share Posted February 6, 2003 Loved them! Thanks! Stephanie - StarryValentine Wednesday, February 05, 2003 5:19 PM On a lighter note... Jokes for veg*ns (the * being the designation for either vegan or vegetarian): What's a carnivore's favorite game? Swallow the leader. How do you sign off an e-mail to a carnivore? Nice to meat you. How many veg*ns does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to check the package for animal ingredients. How many carnivores does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to ask the veg*n, " But you eat chicken and fish, right? " Knock knock. Who's there? Papa Tofu. Papa Tofu who? Papa Tofu in the oven, I'm coming for dinner. Knock knock. Who's there? Brocolli. Brocolli who? Brocolli doesn't have a last name, silly! Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes, please, I love those.[hold our your hand] What's a carnivore committee called? A meating. How does a vegetarian take leave of a carnivore? Back away...slowly. Mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, " Hey, we don't serve your kind here. " Mushroom says, " Why not? I'm a fungi. " Did you hear the one about the veg*n guy who fell off the wagon? He lost his veg*nity. >From Valerie (using her right brain this time). Obviously I'm a veggie parent with too much time on my hands! Please add your own! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2003 Report Share Posted February 10, 2003 What a funny lady you are Valerie! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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