Another gem from Steven Wright

[Guest guest]

" Listen to this...

First you don't exist... at all.

 

Then you're born and you live your whole life,

 

then you die,

 

then you go back to not existing again,

 

... forever.

 

 

So first you don't exist,

then you exist,

then you don't exist.

 

So this whole thing is just an interruption

from not existing. "

 

 

- Steven Wright (from 'One Soldier')