FW: The End Game

[Guest guest]

A funny food joke forwarded to me by a friend:

 

>And God populated the earth with broccoli and

>cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow

>vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would

>live long and healthy lives.

>And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's

>brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger.

>And Satan said to Man, " You want fries with that? "

>And Man said, " Super size them. "

>And Man gained pounds.

>And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman

>might keep her figure that man found so fair.

>And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth

>chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy

>to put on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.

>And God said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. "

>And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and

>shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.

>And woman gained pounds.

>And God said, " I have sent your heart healthy vegetables

>and olive oil with which to cook them. "

>And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from

>Cracker Barrel ... so big it needed its own platter.

>And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol

>went right through the roof.

>And God brought forth running shoes, and Man

>resolved to lose those extra pounds.

>And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote

>control so Man would not have to toil to change

>channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

>And Man gained pounds.

>And God said, " You're running up the score, Devil. "

>And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable

>naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

>And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center

>into chips, deep-fat fried them and seasoned them with salt.

>And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched

>his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in

>cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, " This is good. "

>And Man went into cardiac arrest.

>And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

>And then Satan created HMOs...