Funny from The Onion

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Satire from this week's Onion http://www.theonion.com:

 

Two New Burger King Sandwiches Negate Each Other

 

MIAMI-In a gala ceremony at its Miami headquarters, the Burger King

Corporation rolled out two new sandwiches that conceptually negate

each other. " The new Veggie Burger, with just seven grams of fat, is

a refreshing, heart-smart alternative to the usual fast-food junk, "

Burger King vice-president Robert Fass said. " And brace yourselves,

meat lovers: The new BK Hickory Bacon Triple Stack - three juicy, big-

beef patties topped with crispy bacon and slathered in a rich, smoked-

cheddar sauce - is gonna blow you away. " Burger theoreticians posit

that the sandwiches could destroy each other if sold in a single

order.