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Riddle: Who was the first vegetarian man AND who was the first vegetarian

woman?

 

Joke: What do you call an owner of a Dairy Farm?

 

 

 

Answer:

 

 

 

Give up?

 

Riddle Answer: Adam and Eve were vegetarians until Noah's flood destoryed all

the crops. Then they had to eat meat to survive. (This was written in the

Bible, I was told)

 

 

Joke Answer: A Derriere (Dairy-eer) They can be a pain in the b*tt you know.

 

 

 

 

 

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