Guest guest Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I hope these photos come through email okay. Margaret Instructions for properly hugging a baby. 1. First, spy a baby. 2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If yousmell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby. 3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier. 4. The "paw slide"Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality. Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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