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Hi There guys,

 

I like that Anji, " And I know _you'll_ tell us what you think Vik " ha ha, I

know, Mr. Opinionated speaks again, huh?

 

Anyway, here are my responses:

 

1. I love animals because... they are so much cooler than people. They don't

fuck the planet, they don't cheat or lie to you, they'll only

kill you if they need to eat you (as long as it coincides with their

physiology, I won't mind being eaten by a carnivore), and they rock!

 

2. I think Pythagoras is cool because... he was a vegetarian, period. I

mean, anyone who was a veggie 2500 years ago is pretty advanced

morally, huh? Oh yeah, let's see, he comes from a place named after the

major scale ... doe, a deer, a female deer ... (or is that vice versa?), oh

yes, even though I hated math, I dug trig, a little, and he came up with

that Pythagorean theorem thingamajig!

 

3. My favourite vegetarian restaurant in my area is... I don't have one,

most vegetarian restaurants in Toronto suck or they rip you off! I like

going to Indian, Italian or Chinese places, they can usually cook you up

something vegan pretty quick.

 

4. Sometimes when I think of all the animals being exploited I... want to

end that persecution by any means necessary.

 

5. The best thing about being veg*n is... that you can eat with a clear

conscience, it leaves your skin looking great, you smell great and ... no, I

think I will withhold the last one ...

 

6. The trouble with being veg*n is... most people don't understand our

politics, as their selfishness overcomes any logic and leaves them in a

myopic state of vapidity.

 

7. A book that has really inspired me is... Gandhi's autobiography (his form

of veganism was true to the animal right's cause).

 

8. A person who has really inspired me is... again, Mohandas Karamchand

Gandhi!

 

9. Meat-eaters... should die a horrible death, like colon cancer ... perhaps

we should coral them into a slaughterhouse and ... okay, sorry.

 

10. My favourite vegan junk food is... Smoky BBQ Doritos (which will cease

to be a part of my diet as of Jan 1).

 

11. My favourite vegan dish is... hmmm, this is tough, usually some form of

pasta that I make (the sauce is from scratch, of course!) or Saag (Indian

Spinach Curry) with Naan.

 

12. McDonalds sucks because... they are fucking stupid, that's why!

 

13. I joined Planet-Vegan because... Anji asked me too? No, I am kidding,

because it's nice to hear from Vegans and Veggies around the planet, you

guys rock!

 

14. My favourite famous vegetarian is... let's see, if you go to

www.famousveggie.com/mya.cfm , there is this woman named Mya, she is hot!

No, just kidding, I would have to go with the good old Mahatma again!

 

15. My plan to change the world is... Let's see ... that's tough ...

probably, lead by example. Be good, evolve, learn, love, teach, absorb. Emit

as many good vibes as humanly possible.

 

16. Special bonus trivia question!!! Who said: " Nothing will benefit human

health and increase chances for survival of life on earth

as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet " ???

 

Hmmm, Tom Robbins? Peter Singer? Benjamin Franklin? Bob Barker? That's a

toughie ...