Guest guest Posted July 23, 2001 Report Share Posted July 23, 2001 > > > > > " David Rietz " <dorietz > > >notmilk-owner > > >notmilk > > >NOTMILK - USDA INVESTIGATES NOTMILKMAN FOR BIO-ERRORISM > > >Sun, 22 Jul 2001 13:05:19 -0000 > > > > > > > > >GUESS WHO CAME TO BREAKFAST? > > > > > >This week, the United States Department > > >of agriculture continued its ongoing > > >investigation of yours truly by sending > > >two special agents from the Inspector > > >General?s office to my New Jersey home. > > > > > >How would you like to be investigated for > > >terrorism by a powerful government agency? > > >Two of my daughters were very upset and > > >had trouble sleeping the night before. > > > > > >I felt that witnesses were essential, so I > > >invited Karen Mahaboir, a reporter with the > > >Bergen Record, Northern New Jersey?s largest > > >newspaper, to sit in on the meeting. I also > > >invited my dad. > > > > > >During the interrogation, my daughter Lizzy > > >snapped a photograph of special agent William > > >Squires. Lizzy captured a tiny piece of my > > >profile in the far left of the photo. The > > >reporter is sitting on the couch. > > > > > >Unfortunately, Lizzy did not get a full photo > > >of Agent Irena Tutco. Agent Tutco was by far > > >the prettier of the two investigators. > > > > > >http://www.notmilk.com/graphcs/usdaagent.jpg > > > > > >Agent Squires was not happy that his likeness > > >was captured on film. He was also not happy > > >that a member of the press was present, and > > >commented that this had never happened to him > > >before. I replied that this was a new > > >experience for me too--the first time that > > >I was being investigated for terrorism. > > >The reporter was allowed to remain, and she > > >took very good notes. > > > > > >I was informed that a complaint had been > > >filed against me. I asked for a copy of > > >that complaint, but my request was turned > > >down. The Sixth Amendment of the Bill > > >of Rights in America?s Constitution > > >guarantees that a citizen has the > > >unalienable right to know his accuser, > > >but that right seems not to be applicable > > >during " payback time. " > > > > > >I told agents Squires and Tutco that my > > >first book " MILK-The Deadly Poison " > > >incriminated Monsanto, the company that > > >now sells the genetically engineered > > >bovine growth hormone. I gave them each > > >a copy of a recent column that I wrote > > >about George Bush?s " Monsanto " cabinet. > > >Their boss, USDA Secretary Ann Veneman, > > >once worked closely with Monsanto. So, > > >too, did Attorney General John Ashcroft > > >and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. > > >Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas > > >once served as Monsanto?s attorney. Will > > >I survive such a power play? > > > > > >http://www.notmilk.com/pelican.html > > > > > >After writing the above column, many of > > >you warned me that I would soon be deeply > > >mired in stinky bovine excrement. Such > > >warnings seem to have come to pass. > > > > > >I asked Special Agent Squire if it was > > >against the law for one to say that he > > >or she would bring Mad Cow Disease or > > >Foot and Mouth Disease from England > > >to America. > > > > > >I was informed that an individual could > > >be charged with a crime if his or her > > >action satisfied four criteria: > > > > > >1) made the threat > > >2) intended to carry out the threat > > >3) be aware that such a threat was a > > > violation of the law (I asked Agent > > > Squire what law prevented someone from > > > making such a threat, but he was unable > > > to cite a statute) > > >4) acted upon that threat > > > > > >I told the two investigators that I was > > >going to visit Scotland in July of 2002, > > >and that I would tiptoe through the > > >tulips and bring Hoof and Mouth back to > > >America and spread it around. I then > > >asked them to immediately arrest me, > > >hoping that the publicity would help to > > >sell my new book. They declined to do so. > > > > > >Well, friends, I'm still a free man, and > > >I am certain that USDA continues to probe > > >for ghosts in my closet and yours. I feel > > >safe knowing that USDA?s $40 million > > >dollar bio-terrorism budget is being > > >wisely spent to protect your family > > >and mine. > > > > > >JUST FOR THE RECORD: > > > > > >What will it take for USDA to investigate > > >FDA? What will it take to review the key > > >study leading to approval of Monsanto?s > > >genetically engineered bovine growth > > >hormone? FDA refuses to release that > > >study, despite the fact that Inspector > > >General Richard Kusserow promised in > > >1992 that the study would be released > > >in its entirety. > > > > > >The study was authored by Richard, > > >Odaglia, and Deslex. Most people who know > > >the issues recognize that study as one > > >lasting for 90 days on 360 laboratory rats. > > > > > >In fact, the study lasted for 180 days. > > >FDA approved the hormone for America?s > > >food supply because they found no > > >biological effects on lab animals. > > > > > >After day 90, every animal treated > > >with Monsanto's hormone got cancer. > > > > > >If you eat pizza or ice cream, you > > >ingest that same hormone. > > > > > >Investigate that, agents Squires > > >and Tutco! > > > > > >Robert Cohen > > >http://www.notmilk.com > > > > > > > > >------------------- > > > THE NOTMILK NEWSLETTER: > > >SUBSCRIBE: send an empty Email to- > > > notmilk- > > >UNSUBSCRIBE: send an empty Email to- > > > notmilk- > > > > > >Forward this message to your milk-drinking friends: > > >Learn about MILK from A to Z: http://www.notmilk.com/milkatoz.html > > >PLAY 2O QUESTIONS: http://www.notmilk.com/notmilkfaq.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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