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Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for

some fun (if you will believe Ralph Nader ever has fun) and

relaxation (if you believe Al Gore ever relaxes).

 

 

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the

men's room and found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance

who said, " Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our

newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something

truthful, you will be awarded a wish. Be warned, if you say something

false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of

nothingness for eternity! "

 

 

All three men, being presidential candidates, toy with danger and

quickly enter the men's room and find the mirror hanging on the wall.

 

 

Ralph Nader walked up to it and said, " I think I'm the most truthful

of us three " and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money,

which I suppose he invested in tech stocks.

 

 

Albert Gore stepped up and said, " I think I'm the most ambitious of

us three " and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in his

hands, which he liked because it looked better than Clinton's car.

 

 

Excited over the possibility of having his wish come true, George W.

Bush looked into the mirror and said, " I think- " , and was promptly

sucked into the mirror.

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Please remember that not everyone on this list is american. We are all

interested in veganism though.

 

 

 

 

> Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for

> some fun (if you will believe Ralph Nader ever has fun) and

> relaxation (if you believe Al Gore ever relaxes).

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, " anji b " <vegan@g...> wrote:

> Please remember that not everyone on this list is american. We are

all interested in veganism though.

>

 

My source was the British media. I'm quite certain

that worldwide attention is given to the US political

elections. Not so much that the US is great but because

the US is an international bully.

 

Perhaps some vegans could develop a sense of humor.

 

My bottom-line point is that unless and until vegans develop

a more tolerant and inclusive perspective, veganism will be

seen as a deviant behavior maintained only by social deviants.

No planet is an island onto itself...

 

One of the first steps toward a more inclusive vision is to

maintain a healthy sense of humor.

 

~Ernie

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> I'm quite certain

> that worldwide attention is given to the US political

> elections.

 

But not everybody cares. For those who do, I might suggest more suitable forums

such as Politics-AmeraStyle or

American-Voter-2000 or perhaps

Politics-Forum

 

 

> Perhaps some vegans could develop a sense of humor.

 

It must be hard to have a sense of humour about either Bush or Gore becoming the

next president.

 

 

> My bottom-line point is that unless and until vegans develop

> a more tolerant and inclusive perspective, veganism will be

> seen as a deviant behavior maintained only by social deviants.

 

My bottom-line point is that this is a vegan list and all I ask is that postings

be on topic to veganism and I do not feel that this is an unreasonable request.

This is not about intolerance, inclusive perspective, or deviant behaviour. Per

day I receive in excess of 200 emails and when I join a mailing list about a

particular topic of interest to me, I expect it to be on topic with as little

noise as possible. I am certain I am not the only one who feels this way.

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> My bottom-line point is that this is a vegan list and all I ask is

that postings be on topic to veganism and I do not feel that this is

an unreasonable request. This is not about intolerance, inclusive

perspective, or deviant behaviour. Per day I receive in excess of 200

emails and when I join a mailing list about a particular topic of

interest to me, I expect it to be on topic with as little noise as

possible. I am certain I am not the only one who feels this way.

> --

 

If " Planet Vegan " has nothing to do with the rest of the real world,

it is no longer a place for me. It is unfortunate, in my opinion,

that such separation exists between some vegans and world community

at large. Isolation does not win many converts and creates only

a cult-like attitude toward the world which responds in like manner:

namely viewing you as a cult. If you can't be open to other vegans,

how can you expect the world to honor you.

 

I'll have nothing more to say here.

 

Peace...

 

Ernie

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thank f---in god! woo hoo!

 

" Ernie Karhu " <erniekarhu

Fri, 03 Nov 2000 12:32:46 -0000

 

Re: Topical political humor

 

 

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> > My bottom-line point is that this is a vegan list and all I ask is

> that postings be on topic to veganism and I do not feel that this is

> an unreasonable request. This is not about intolerance, inclusive

> perspective, or deviant behaviour. Per day I receive in excess of 200

> emails and when I join a mailing list about a particular topic of

> interest to me, I expect it to be on topic with as little noise as

> possible. I am certain I am not the only one who feels this way.

> > --

>

> If " Planet Vegan " has nothing to do with the rest of the real world,

> it is no longer a place for me. It is unfortunate, in my opinion,

> that such separation exists between some vegans and world community

> at large. Isolation does not win many converts and creates only

> a cult-like attitude toward the world which responds in like manner:

> namely viewing you as a cult. If you can't be open to other vegans,

> how can you expect the world to honor you.

>

> I'll have nothing more to say here.

>

> Peace...

>

> Ernie

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I think this whole thing has really gone far enough. It was just a joke, it was

funny, get over it! I personally would rather see an off topic post like that,

than all the dozens of duplicates I get from Maynard, Lythic, and Citizens

Concerns! With all the time I spend deleting those, a joke was a welcome

diversion.

 

Kari

 

 

 

 

 

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