Red the pig

[Guest guest]

Hello.

 

My name is Red.

 

I'm a pig.

 

Recently I had a supporting role in a television commercial for a

major international cellular telephone provider. The commercial was

directed by the Perlorian Brothers and written by Mother NY.

 

Everyone was very nice to me, and I think I did a pretty decent job

for my first time on set, but I've since learned that I'm scheduled to

be slaughtered in a week. This is not good for an actor's career. I

knew it was a non-union job and the residuals weren't anything to get

excited about, but I wasn't expecting to be hung by my foot and have

my throat slit.

 

Fortunately, my new friends at Reginald Pike, Toronto, Biscuit, L.A.,

Virgin and Mother are working to find me a new home at a petting zoo

(despite all this, I love humans). You can help me too by getting a

limited edition t-shirt with my picture on it at

 

http://www.reginaldpike.com

 

 

They're only $20 and proceeds go to my care and feeding.

 

Please help.