A vegan UK

[Guest guest]

The only thing that is stopping me from saying that the name of this

list implies that it is no different topologically from a fascist Uk

based internet pressure group is that....

 

I KNOW that what veganism is about, and therefore its justified.

 

So I'll try not to say anything like that in future.

 

Anyone object?

 

 

 

 

 

 

" life's a long song " (Jethro Tull)

 

" live like an angel die like a devil " (Propaghandi quotes this

quote, I don't know who it is by)

 

" I love my computer " (Bad Religion)

 

" They gave me electricity

They gave me running water

They gave me a society

They gave me tarmac streets

They called it security

When they introduced their framework

But they took away my right to walk with bare feet.

 

There's only one price

To get plugged into their network

You have to sell your soul

And you have to watch Tv

You have to swallow the adverts

The lies and propaganda

And of course you're never allowed to walk with bare feet

 

I once met a hairdresser

Who told me his secret

He said: 'you can always judge a man by his shoes'

'Its your day of judgement'

Said the brigadier of the town

'My citizens will be safer with you locked up in my cell'.

And I'll tell YOU what to do....'

....

'Now listen up!!!!'

....

'Because you are human

It goes by definition

You have to cover your feet

To protect you from the dirt

Looks like we'll have to show you

How to be a member of civilisation

I swear you'd look much better

In a tie and in a shirt.

I've heard of people like you

I've read it in the tabloids

You kill babies and worship Satan

I've got to keep you off the streets

But of course I will forgive you

Because I do it too

There's more than meets the eye

To a bobby on the beat

Look at all the other animals

Who don't wear shoes

We torture them in a factory

Then serve them up as meat

Let this lesson be learned

And never be forgot

The crime that is to be walking without shoes upon your feet'

Without shoes upon your feet?

'Without shoes upon your feet!!' "

 

(I wrote this song a while back about a friend of mine who was going

to meet me at a train station in Brighton. I missed the train, and

he got arrested (I think he only had to stay in their local cell for

one night, and that was it) for loitering and climbing over walls

(he must have used an alternative approach to getting to the

station), he was wearing no shoes and looking like a tramp. If you

want an audio copy of the song, I can try and download it onto my

computer and send it to you, just email me)