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> I can't usually afford organic food - especially since I'm not being

> paid at the moment! ~I think the only real solution would be to grow

> our own. Might give it a go.

 

unfortunately, the worst thing about growing your own food is that the

download speeds are really bad. Leaves a 14k modem looking like

lightening.

 

j

 

[ Get thee behind me, Seitan! Seitan = Satan ... it was a biblical

wholefood joke. oh dear, i am getting bored with all this.]

 

anyone know any good vegan/meat eater jokes?

 

a ] how many vegan does it take to change a lightbulb? 300

 

one to read the ingredients on the back of the packet, one to turn it in

the socket and 298 to picket the factory that makes it in protest and

solidary with the suffering of the bugs that were murder on the

windscreens of the truck that delivered it to the supermarket. you

capitalist bastards!

 

b ] how many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

 

one to plug it in and the other to justify why they needed to stop and

buy some icecream and chocolate on the way back from the supermarket.

 

OK, this is right off the cuff. they might need polishing. anyone else do

any better?

 

c ] how many ALF supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

 

one to change the lightbulb and one to burn down the homes of the

directors of the company that makes them - just out of habit, like, but

you could see in the dark for miles around!

 

 

* now there is a new thread ... can you be a vegan and own a car because

of all the bugs you kill. NOOOOO! you cant be a *REAL* vegan and drive a

car. a canal boat you might get away because i reckon they can kind of

swerve around it in time to not get splattered.

 

we'll make Jains of you yet.

 

 

 

And for Fork's sake

 

can some of you please learn to edit off at least some of the message

that you are replying to instead of sending back miles of garbage after

you one line answer?!?

 

Angie, Emily, Jane, Rowan ... we dont need to read the same message three

times over.

 

Every wondered why the internet slows down sometimes ... millions of

people sending needless garbage all over the world. a metaphor for life.

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What is seitan???

-

" john allan " <jallan

" Seitan " <vegan-network >

Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:21 PM

Get thee behind me, Seitan!

 

 

> > I can't usually afford organic food - especially since I'm not being

> > paid at the moment! ~I think the only real solution would be to grow

> > our own. Might give it a go.

>

> unfortunately, the worst thing about growing your own food is that the

> download speeds are really bad. Leaves a 14k modem looking like

> lightening.

>

> j

>

> [ Get thee behind me, Seitan! Seitan = Satan ... it was a biblical

> wholefood joke. oh dear, i am getting bored with all this.]

>

> anyone know any good vegan/meat eater jokes?

>

> a ] how many vegan does it take to change a lightbulb? 300

>

> one to read the ingredients on the back of the packet, one to turn it in

> the socket and 298 to picket the factory that makes it in protest and

> solidary with the suffering of the bugs that were murder on the

> windscreens of the truck that delivered it to the supermarket. you

> capitalist bastards!

>

> b ] how many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

>

> one to plug it in and the other to justify why they needed to stop and

> buy some icecream and chocolate on the way back from the supermarket.

>

> OK, this is right off the cuff. they might need polishing. anyone else do

> any better?

>

> c ] how many ALF supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

>

> one to change the lightbulb and one to burn down the homes of the

> directors of the company that makes them - just out of habit, like, but

> you could see in the dark for miles around!

>

>

> * now there is a new thread ... can you be a vegan and own a car because

> of all the bugs you kill. NOOOOO! you cant be a *REAL* vegan and drive a

> car. a canal boat you might get away because i reckon they can kind of

> swerve around it in time to not get splattered.

>

> we'll make Jains of you yet.

>

>

>

> And for Fork's sake

>

> can some of you please learn to edit off at least some of the message

> that you are replying to instead of sending back miles of garbage after

> you one line answer?!?

>

> Angie, Emily, Jane, Rowan ... we dont need to read the same message three

> times over.

>

> Every wondered why the internet slows down sometimes ... millions of

> people sending needless garbage all over the world. a metaphor for life.

>

>

>

>

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Seitan is a meat substitute made of pure gluten (I think). It's fantastic.

Much like other meat substitute's it doesn't really have it's own flavour

but you marinade it into whatever you want. Has a consistency/texture kind

of a mix between braised meat (if quite airy) or more like steak if properly

made (something I haven't managed yet). Check out

www.teleport.com/~noelvn/vegan/gluten_seitan.html and it tells you about it.

For some reason it's not really that big in the UK but it's everywhere in

the states and they do really amazing things with it. The most amazing thing

I ate in NY was a steak and parmesan sandwich (completely vegan) not that

you'd know the difference! Also, tempeh is amazing if you don't already know

about it. Pretty easy to make as well. Expensive in the shop but if you make

it yourself it's dirt cheap. Also something you marinade to give it a taste

(although some people like it just as it is).

 

Check it out!

 

Nicky

 

> ----------

> Angie Wright

> Reply vegan-network

> Friday, April 20, 2001 8:20 am

> vegan-network

> Re: Get thee behind me, Seitan!

>

> What is seitan???

> -

> " john allan " <jallan

> " Seitan " <vegan-network >

> Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:21 PM

> Get thee behind me, Seitan!

>

>

> > > I can't usually afford organic food - especially since I'm not being

> > > paid at the moment! ~I think the only real solution would be to grow

> > > our own. Might give it a go.

> >

> > unfortunately, the worst thing about growing your own food is that the

> > download speeds are really bad. Leaves a 14k modem looking like

> > lightening.

> >

> > j

> >

> > [ Get thee behind me, Seitan! Seitan = Satan ... it was a biblical

> > wholefood joke. oh dear, i am getting bored with all this.]

> >

> > anyone know any good vegan/meat eater jokes?

> >

> > a ] how many vegan does it take to change a lightbulb? 300

> >

> > one to read the ingredients on the back of the packet, one to turn it in

> > the socket and 298 to picket the factory that makes it in protest and

> > solidary with the suffering of the bugs that were murder on the

> > windscreens of the truck that delivered it to the supermarket. you

> > capitalist bastards!

> >

> > b ] how many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

> >

> > one to plug it in and the other to justify why they needed to stop and

> > buy some icecream and chocolate on the way back from the supermarket.

> >

> > OK, this is right off the cuff. they might need polishing. anyone else

> do

> > any better?

> >

> > c ] how many ALF supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

> >

> > one to change the lightbulb and one to burn down the homes of the

> > directors of the company that makes them - just out of habit, like, but

> > you could see in the dark for miles around!

> >

> >

> > * now there is a new thread ... can you be a vegan and own a car because

> > of all the bugs you kill. NOOOOO! you cant be a *REAL* vegan and drive a

> > car. a canal boat you might get away because i reckon they can kind of

> > swerve around it in time to not get splattered.

> >

> > we'll make Jains of you yet.

> >

> >

> >

> > And for Fork's sake

> >

> > can some of you please learn to edit off at least some of the message

> > that you are replying to instead of sending back miles of garbage after

> > you one line answer?!?

> >

> > Angie, Emily, Jane, Rowan ... we dont need to read the same message

> three

> > times over.

> >

> > Every wondered why the internet slows down sometimes ... millions of

> > people sending needless garbage all over the world. a metaphor for life.

> >

> >

> >

> >

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Nicky, how does one make tempeh? I've only ever seen the expensive tempeh

kits that give you a starter culture. Please explain.

 

 

Nicky Brown [nicky.brown]

20 April 2001 08:40

'vegan-network '

RE: Get thee behind me, Seitan!

 

 

Seitan is a meat substitute made of pure gluten (I think). It's fantastic.

Much like other meat substitute's it doesn't really have it's own flavour

but you marinade it into whatever you want. Has a consistency/texture kind

of a mix between braised meat (if quite airy) or more like steak if properly

made (something I haven't managed yet). Check out

www.teleport.com/~noelvn/vegan/gluten_seitan.html and it tells you about it.

For some reason it's not really that big in the UK but it's everywhere in

the states and they do really amazing things with it. The most amazing thing

I ate in NY was a steak and parmesan sandwich (completely vegan) not that

you'd know the difference! Also, tempeh is amazing if you don't already know

about it. Pretty easy to make as well. Expensive in the shop but if you make

it yourself it's dirt cheap. Also something you marinade to give it a taste

(although some people like it just as it is).

 

Check it out!

 

Nicky

 

> ----------

> Angie Wright

> Reply vegan-network

> Friday, April 20, 2001 8:20 am

> vegan-network

> Re: Get thee behind me, Seitan!

>

> What is seitan???

> -

> " john allan " <jallan

> " Seitan " <vegan-network >

> Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:21 PM

> Get thee behind me, Seitan!

>

>

> > > I can't usually afford organic food - especially since I'm not being

> > > paid at the moment! ~I think the only real solution would be to grow

> > > our own. Might give it a go.

> >

> > unfortunately, the worst thing about growing your own food is that the

> > download speeds are really bad. Leaves a 14k modem looking like

> > lightening.

> >

> > j

> >

> > [ Get thee behind me, Seitan! Seitan = Satan ... it was a biblical

> > wholefood joke. oh dear, i am getting bored with all this.]

> >

> > anyone know any good vegan/meat eater jokes?

> >

> > a ] how many vegan does it take to change a lightbulb? 300

> >

> > one to read the ingredients on the back of the packet, one to turn it in

> > the socket and 298 to picket the factory that makes it in protest and

> > solidary with the suffering of the bugs that were murder on the

> > windscreens of the truck that delivered it to the supermarket. you

> > capitalist bastards!

> >

> > b ] how many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

> >

> > one to plug it in and the other to justify why they needed to stop and

> > buy some icecream and chocolate on the way back from the supermarket.

> >

> > OK, this is right off the cuff. they might need polishing. anyone else

> do

> > any better?

> >

> > c ] how many ALF supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

> >

> > one to change the lightbulb and one to burn down the homes of the

> > directors of the company that makes them - just out of habit, like, but

> > you could see in the dark for miles around!

> >

> >

> > * now there is a new thread ... can you be a vegan and own a car because

> > of all the bugs you kill. NOOOOO! you cant be a *REAL* vegan and drive a

> > car. a canal boat you might get away because i reckon they can kind of

> > swerve around it in time to not get splattered.

> >

> > we'll make Jains of you yet.

> >

> >

> >

> > And for Fork's sake

> >

> > can some of you please learn to edit off at least some of the message

> > that you are replying to instead of sending back miles of garbage after

> > you one line answer?!?

> >

> > Angie, Emily, Jane, Rowan ... we dont need to read the same message

> three

> > times over.

> >

> > Every wondered why the internet slows down sometimes ... millions of

> > people sending needless garbage all over the world. a metaphor for life.

> >

> >

> >

> >

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I bought a starter kit (which was just basically the starter culture) for

£15 from www.micropix.demon.co.uk/tempeh. This starter culture makes about

fifteen 1 litre cartons of tempeh (not bad I'm sure you'll agree for £15).

From what I've seen, tempeh in the shops is about £2.50 for 250g so pretty

good. Lasts for ages as well. I've only made it once but on the first time

it came out fine. It's relatively easy but you need to keep it at a constant

temperature (somewhere between 31 and 34×C) for 24 hours or more depending

how 'done' you prefer it. I did this by putting the tempeh 'carton' (I think

the woman on the website calls it a Tetrabrik) in a cupboard with a

lightbulb. I'd already checked what temperature it made it. I then just left

it there. Check out the website. The woman is very helpful. I've already

emailed her several times with questions and she's been quite happy to get

back to me and I don't really think £15 for the starter culture is that much

considering how much it makes and how much money you save.

 

Nicky

 

> ----------

> Mccartney, Rowan (R.N.)

> Reply vegan-network

> Friday, April 20, 2001 8:49 am

> 'vegan-network '

> RE: Get thee behind me, Seitan!

>

> Nicky, how does one make tempeh? I've only ever seen the expensive tempeh

> kits that give you a starter culture. Please explain.

>

>

> Nicky Brown [nicky.brown]

> 20 April 2001 08:40

> 'vegan-network '

> RE: Get thee behind me, Seitan!

>

>

> Seitan is a meat substitute made of pure gluten (I think). It's fantastic.

> Much like other meat substitute's it doesn't really have it's own flavour

> but you marinade it into whatever you want. Has a consistency/texture kind

> of a mix between braised meat (if quite airy) or more like steak if

> properly

> made (something I haven't managed yet). Check out

> www.teleport.com/~noelvn/vegan/gluten_seitan.html and it tells you about

> it.

> For some reason it's not really that big in the UK but it's everywhere in

> the states and they do really amazing things with it. The most amazing

> thing

> I ate in NY was a steak and parmesan sandwich (completely vegan) not that

> you'd know the difference! Also, tempeh is amazing if you don't already

> know

> about it. Pretty easy to make as well. Expensive in the shop but if you

> make

> it yourself it's dirt cheap. Also something you marinade to give it a

> taste

> (although some people like it just as it is).

>

> Check it out!

>

> Nicky

>

> > ----------

> > Angie Wright

> > Reply vegan-network

> > Friday, April 20, 2001 8:20 am

> > vegan-network

> > Re: Get thee behind me, Seitan!

> >

> > What is seitan???

> > -

> > " john allan " <jallan

> > " Seitan " <vegan-network >

> > Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:21 PM

> > Get thee behind me, Seitan!

> >

> >

> > > > I can't usually afford organic food - especially since I'm not being

> > > > paid at the moment! ~I think the only real solution would be to grow

> > > > our own. Might give it a go.

> > >

> > > unfortunately, the worst thing about growing your own food is that the

> > > download speeds are really bad. Leaves a 14k modem looking like

> > > lightening.

> > >

> > > j

> > >

> > > [ Get thee behind me, Seitan! Seitan = Satan ... it was a biblical

> > > wholefood joke. oh dear, i am getting bored with all this.]

> > >

> > > anyone know any good vegan/meat eater jokes?

> > >

> > > a ] how many vegan does it take to change a lightbulb? 300

> > >

> > > one to read the ingredients on the back of the packet, one to turn it

> in

> > > the socket and 298 to picket the factory that makes it in protest and

> > > solidary with the suffering of the bugs that were murder on the

> > > windscreens of the truck that delivered it to the supermarket. you

> > > capitalist bastards!

> > >

> > > b ] how many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

> > >

> > > one to plug it in and the other to justify why they needed to stop and

> > > buy some icecream and chocolate on the way back from the supermarket.

> > >

> > > OK, this is right off the cuff. they might need polishing. anyone else

> > do

> > > any better?

> > >

> > > c ] how many ALF supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? 2

> > >

> > > one to change the lightbulb and one to burn down the homes of the

> > > directors of the company that makes them - just out of habit, like,

> but

> > > you could see in the dark for miles around!

> > >

> > >

> > > * now there is a new thread ... can you be a vegan and own a car

> because

> > > of all the bugs you kill. NOOOOO! you cant be a *REAL* vegan and drive

> a

> > > car. a canal boat you might get away because i reckon they can kind of

> > > swerve around it in time to not get splattered.

> > >

> > > we'll make Jains of you yet.

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > And for Fork's sake

> > >

> > > can some of you please learn to edit off at least some of the message

> > > that you are replying to instead of sending back miles of garbage

> after

> > > you one line answer?!?

> > >

> > > Angie, Emily, Jane, Rowan ... we dont need to read the same message

> > three

> > > times over.

> > >

> > > Every wondered why the internet slows down sometimes ... millions of

> > > people sending needless garbage all over the world. a metaphor for

> life.

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

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>we'll make Jains of you yet.

>

I read an encyclopedic version of this many years ago. Please elaborate on

Janism!

>

>And for Fork's sake

>

>can some of you please learn to edit off at least some of the message

>that you are replying to instead of sending back miles of garbage after

>you one line answer?!?

>

>Angie, Emily, Jane, Rowan ... we dont need to read the same message three

>times over.

>

>Some of these are over the internet age I believe.

They have enough troubles do not anger them!

(heheheh)

 

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