Guest guest Posted May 17, 2001 Report Share Posted May 17, 2001 Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping >the same tag line... > > Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better > > Tesco Condoms - every little helps > > Nike Condoms - Just do it. > > Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. > > Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. > > KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good. > > Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth , not in your hands. > > Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.. > > Abbey national condoms - because life is complicated enough. > > Coca cola condoms - The real thing. > > Ever ready condoms - keep going and going. > > Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple > > Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop > > Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper > > Goodyear condoms - " for a longer ride go wide " > > FCUK condoms - no comment required. > > Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. > > Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard > work. > > Halford condoms - we go the extra mile. > > On digital condoms - plug and play !!!! > > Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. > > Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long. > > Renault condoms - size really does matter! Anyway...back to that fascinating interchange about drugs I guess... Andrew Barnes 07970 075905 -------------------- talk21 your FREE portable and private address on the net at http://www.talk21.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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