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Niven Matthew <MHNiven

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FW: Which is your tree?

14 February 2000 16:52

 

OK Yamma get a load of this cr@p. I can see Nick wincing, Darren laughing

and you Yamma I bet you believe it all you little booze hound!

 

Apparently I am a Hornbeam tree. it almost sounds about right or is that

it's complete and utter shite. You can be sure that I am sure.

 

 

Anyway here's one for Yamma:

 

The Yamma Tree: caring, kind, delusions of grandure, stirirng little git,

generous, easily swayed, weak of will and of stature, forgiving. The Yamma

tree is flexible and is said to 'bend both ways', his mind is open (to

deprevity/beastiality), his eyes are poor and his hair is a law unto itself.

He is an undemanding lover, he is known to favor domination over more

traditional practices. Insertion is the key word. Seeks approval in

others. Mechanical sympathy not included.

 

 

Laterz

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> >Find your birthday and then find your tree... This is really cool and

> >somewhat (extremely) accurate, also in line with

> >Celtic astrology.

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> >Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree

> >Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree

> >Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree

> >Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree

> >Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree

> >Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree

> >Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree

> >Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree

> >Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree

> >Mar 21 - Oak Tree

> >Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree

> >Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree

> >Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree

> >Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree

> >May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree

> >May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree

> >May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree

> >Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree

> >Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree

> >Jun 24 - Birch Tree

> >Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree

> >Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree

> >Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree

> >Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree

> >Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree

> >Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree

> >Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree

> >Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree

> >Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree

> >Sep 23 - Olive Tree

> >Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree

> >Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree

> >Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree

> >Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree

> >Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree

> >Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree

> >Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree

> >Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree

> >Dec 22 - Beech Tree

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> >APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and

> >attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always

> >in

> >love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very

> >generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher

> >with

> >imagination.

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> >ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive,

> >demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,

> >talented,

> >likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and

> >trustworthy,

> >faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but

> >takes

> >partnership very seriously.

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> >BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks,

> >materialistic, good organisation of life and career,

> >economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable,

> >splendid

> >lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

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> >BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,

> >unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in

> >excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very

> >passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and

> >content

> >atmosphere.

> >

> >CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes

> >luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on

> >others,

> >self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many

> >talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love,

> >able

> >to make quick decisions.

> >

> >CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to

> >impress,

> >well-developed sense of justice, vivacious,

> >interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in

> >company,

> >often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels

> >not

> >understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

> >

> >CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes

> >what

> >life has to give, content, optimistic, craves

> >money and acknowledgement, hates loneliness, passionate lover which

> >cannot be

> >satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

> >

> >ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes,

> >modest

> >demands, tends not to forgive mistakes,

> >cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner,

> >likes

> >making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of

> >humour,

> >practical.

> >

> >FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed,

> >independent,

> >does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life,

> >its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good

> >sense of

> >humour, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and

> >intelligence.

> >

> >FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated,

> >loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to

> >egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious,

> >talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very

> >reliable

> >

> >HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very

> >understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for

> >social

> >cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant

> >partner,

> >precise sense of judgement.

> >

> >HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and

> >condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as

> >possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness

> >and

> >acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is

> >seldom

> >happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its

> >decisions, very conscientious.

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> >LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way,

> >hates fighting, stress, and labour, dislikes laziness

> >and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many

> >talents

> >but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and

> >complaining, very jealous but loyal.

> >

> >MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of

> >imagination

> >and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,> self-confident,

> >hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities,

> >good

> >memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

> >

> >OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,

> >independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the

> >ground,

> >person of action.

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> >OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,

> >reasonable,

> >balanced, avoids aggression and violence,

> >tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive,

> >empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of

> >sophisticated

> >people.

> >

> >PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows

> >how

> >to make life comfortable, very active, natural,

> >good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its

> >passion

> >burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it

> >finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

> >

> >POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very

> >self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and

> >pleasant

> >surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic

> >nature,

> >good organiser, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any

> >situation,

> >takes partnership seriously.

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> >ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without

> >egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion,

> >unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good

> >taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

> >

> >WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,

> >often egotist> ic, aggressive, noble, broad

> >horizon,unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no

> >flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often

> >admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate,no

> >compromise.

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> >WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy,

> >attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful

> >and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest,

> >can be

> >influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition,

> >suffers

> >in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

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