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May 29, 2001

" CAB "

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(posted by CCS18 on 05/01/00)

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his

back, and had nothing left

but a quarter and the second half of his round

trip ticket-If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he

went out to the

front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the

cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his

credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc, but to no

avail. The cabbie said, " If you don't have

fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab! "

So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to

the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked

long and hard to regain his financial success,

returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself,

he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old

buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how

he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity,

and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, " How

much for a ride to the airport, " he asked?

" Fifteen bucks, " came the reply. " And how much for you to give me a blowjob on

the way? "

" What?! Get the hell out of my cab. "

The businessman got into the back of each cab in

the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to

his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked " How

much for a ride to the airport? "

The cabbie replied " fifteen bucks. "

The businessman said " ok " and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big

smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

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