Guest guest Posted June 14, 2001 Report Share Posted June 14, 2001 I don't know if those of u on can see it, but on e-groups there's an advert for Lara Croft: " She's sassy, sexy and she's packin' heat- Sue Grayson IS the Goddess of Vega " . Hehe!! Sas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2001 Report Share Posted June 15, 2001 Ho Ho HO! Oh no you are not ... you have been demoted to Godlette for your many infidelities amongst the Gods. You may get to be the Vegan Aphrodite but I get to play Zeus around this list [ for just now ]. [ ... and Hayley gets to be an absent Hera until further notice I guess ]. Just out of interest, although those of you d to *that* other list will know, thanks to one of the many playful nymphs around here confirming my suspition, Zeus got wind that: " Jenny Bison " our erstwhile list member was in fact Dave " Mr BiG " Watson yet again. It is wrong that good people should feel a bit silly being nice and welcoming to a new member that turns out to be him again under a shallow disguise. Weirder and weirder ... So far we have had him come to want to play as Sarah Bastine, PinkPlops, PervyNation, and Hermes knows who else. This multi-personality syndrome of his is fascinating. Does anyone know why? What is the appeal of our Celestial Company? For those Classic Mythologists amongst you, it is worth remembering that Zeus was allotted the dominion of the Vegan-Network after having waged war against Mr BiG and the numerous female alias identities of the Titanomachic Pervy Empire. Zeus surpasses all others in spirit, wisdom and justice. He prevails upon good men by persuasion, intimidating the evil by punishment. Zeus, some say, caused the notorious Pervy War of a few weeks ago, so that the load of death might empty the Veg*n World of evil. But he is humble enough to be judged by His Olympian compatriots for his action. As I still get regular threatening or insulting emails from him personally, and he still is willing to lie outright when engage with, he has been caste out of heaven forever. > " She's sassy, sexy and she's packin' heat- Sue Grayson was the Goddess > of Vega " . > > Hehe!! > > Sas. " Do you not see how mighty is the Goddess Aphrodite? She sows and gives that love from which all we upon this earth are born. " [Nurse of Phaedra by Euripides ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2001 Report Share Posted June 15, 2001 vegan-network, jallan@f... wrote: > Ho Ho HO! > > Oh no you are not ... you have been demoted to Godlette for your many infidelities amongst the Gods. > > You may get to be the Vegan Aphrodite but I get to play Zeus around this list [ for just now ]. > > [ ... and Hayley gets to be an absent Hera until further notice I guess ]. > > Just out of interest, although those of you d to *that* other list will know, thanks to one of the many playful nymphs around here confirming my suspition, Zeus got wind that: > Oh no, I'm not having that! If Hayley and Sas get to be Goddesses or Godlettes, I want to be a Goddess too, not Diana the huntress of course. Sorry if I am mixing the Greek and Roman names here, I'm a bit rusty on my knowledge. Who are you calling a mere playful nymph? Humph! Please appoint me as a Goddess, pretty please!! Or else I shall sulk! > > " Jenny Bison " > > our erstwhile list member was in fact > > Dave " Mr BiG " Watson yet again. > > It is wrong that good people should feel a bit silly being nice and welcoming to a new member that turns out to be him again under a shallow disguise. > I reckon no harm done if he can behave, and " Jenny " did behave OK, but if he is continuing to threaten you by email, that's out of order. Maybe even a police matter.. > > Weirder and weirder ... > > So far we have had him come to want to play as Sarah Bastine, PinkPlops, PervyNation, and Hermes knows who else. This multi- personality syndrome of his is fascinating. Does anyone know why? What is the appeal of our Celestial Company? > Seems he just likes to play games. Plenty other vegan and veggie and clubs he could join if he wants to, I gave him a few polite suggestions. > > For those Classic Mythologists amongst you, it is worth remembering that Zeus was allotted the dominion of the Vegan-Network after having waged war against Mr BiG and the numerous female alias identities of the Titanomachic Pervy Empire. > MrBig could be Hades I suppose. > > Zeus surpasses all others in spirit, wisdom and justice. He prevails upon good men by persuasion, intimidating the evil by punishment. Zeus, some say, caused the notorious Pervy War of a few weeks ago, so that the load of death might empty the Veg*n World of evil. > > But he is humble enough to be judged by His Olympian compatriots for his action. > > As I still get regular threatening or insulting emails from him personally, and he still is willing to lie outright when engage with, he has been caste out of heaven forever. > Yup, he is definitely Hades. Lesley > > > " She's sassy, sexy and she's packin' heat- Sue Grayson was the Goddess > > of Vega " . > > > > Hehe!! > > > > Sas. > > " Do you not see how mighty is the Goddess Aphrodite? She sows and gives that love from which all we upon this earth are born. " [Nurse of Phaedra by Euripides ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2001 Report Share Posted June 15, 2001 > If Hayley and Sas get to be Goddesses or Godlettes, I want to be a > Goddess too, I suppose it's only fair, but do you really want to know what i had to do to be awarded such an honour?!!!!! You have been warned!! Sas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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