Guest guest Posted June 15, 2001 Report Share Posted June 15, 2001 > Smart women >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > > 1. I'm not offended by all the dumb >> > > > > blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb .... >> > > > > and I also know that I'm not blonde. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Dolly Parton- >> > > > > >> > > > > 2. You see a lot of smart guys with >> > > > > dumb women, but you hardly ever see >> > > > > a smart woman with a dumb guy. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Erica Jong- >> > > > > >> > > > > 3. I want to have children, but my >> > > > > friends scare me. One of >> > > > > my friends told me she was in labor >> > > > > for 36 hours. I don't even >> > > > > want to do anything that feels good >> > > > > for 36 hours. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Rita Rudner >> > > > > >> > > > > 4. I've been on so many blind dates >> > > > > they should give me a dog. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Wendy Liebman >> > > > > >> > > > > 5. Never lend your car to anyone to >> > > > > whom you have given birth. >> > > > > -Erma Bombeck >> > > > > >> > > > > 6. If high heels were so wonderful, men would >> > still be wearing them >> > > > > >> > > > > -Sue Grafton- >> > > > > >> > > > > 7. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears >> > > > > makes one you can ride on. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Roseanne Barr- >> > > > > >> > > > > 8. I think-therefore I'm single. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Lizz Winstead- >> > > > > >> > > > > 9. When women are depressed they >> > > > > either eat or go shopping. >> > > > > Men invade another country. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Elayne Boosler- >> > > > > >> > > > > 10. Behind every successful man is a >> > > > > surprised woman. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Maryon Pearson- >> > > > > >> > > > > 11. I base most of my fashion taste >> > > > > on what doesn't itch. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Gilda Radner- >> > > > > >> > > > > 12. In politics, if you want anything >> > > > > said, ask a man; if you want anything >> > > > > done, ask a woman. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Margaret Thatcher- >> > > > > >> > > > > 13. I have yet to hear a man ask for >> > > > > advice on how to combine marriage and a >> > career. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Gloria Steinem- >> > > > > >> > > > > 14. Some of us are becoming the men >> > > > > we wanted to marry. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Gloria Steinem- >> > > > > >> > > > > 15. I never married because there was >> > > > > no need. I have three pets at home >> > > > > which answer the same purpose as a >> > > > > husband. I have a dog that growls every >> > > > > morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, >> > > > > and a cat that comes home late at night >> > > > > >> > > > > -Marie Corelli- >> > > > > >> > > > > 16. Nagging is the repetition of >> > > > > unpalatable truths. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Baroness Edith-Summerskill >> > > > > >> > > > > 17. If men can run the world, why >> > > > > can't they stop wearing neckties? >> > > > > How intelligent is it to start >> > > > > the day by tying a little >> > > > > noose around your neck? >> > > > > >> > > > > -Linda Ellerbee- >> > > > > >> > > > > 18. I am a marvelous housekeeper. >> > > > > Every time I leave a man I keep his house. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Zsa Zsa Gabor- >> > > > > >> > > > > 19. Nobody can make you feel inferior >> > > > > without your permission. >> > > > > >> > > > > -Eleanor Roosevelt- >> > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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