i just couldn't resist sending this..mmm i want an orange now

[Guest guest]

Dear Friends,

 

I am often asked for an alternative to

milk. Here's a treat that is the

sweetest, vitamin-filled gift of

nature that I've ever found, and ounce

for ounce contains more calcium than

human breast milk! *

 

I've got a secret, and I shouldn't tell,

because it will ruin things a bit for me,

but what the heck. We're friends, right?

Promise to keep this between us!

 

Last year, I found a source for the best

oranges grown on this planet. Trouble is,

it's an extremely tiny farm in the heart of

Florida's citrus growing area, and within

hours of posting this column, the fruit

will be sold out! Regarding today's column,

PLEASE do NOT tell your friends. I've

already ordered and paid for my cases. I

recommend that you go for the satsumas

and navels!

 

I know the farmer, Dave Fedor.

Sports fans might recognize that name.

Dave once played professional basketball

with Wilt Chamberlain. He now has two

jobs. Dave's a high school teacher and

an orange grower.

 

When you purchase oranges from your

supermarkets, you're getting under-ripe

fruit that's often been gassed to give them

an artificially ripe appearance. All of

Dave's fruit naturally ripens on his trees,

and the fruit is shipped directly to you

soon after it's picked.

 

Dave uses no pesticides, herbicides, or

chemical fertilizers on his crops. To him,

that would be the worst kind of offensive

foul. Dave uses just certified organic methods.

 

Jason's Argonauts risked their lives searching

for the golden fleece and golden apples. Many

historians believe that those apples were actually

oranges. These oranges are truly a gift from

the gods. There is no better treat in all of

nature than the moments after UPS delivers a box

of those satsumas. I'll devour two or three in the

process of bringing that box into my kitchen. Like

a Pavlovian canine, I salivate at the imagery of

my first taste of this season's miracle fruit.

 

*According to USDA, 100 grams of human

breast milk contain 33 milligrams of calcium.

The same sized portion of Florida oranges

contains 40 milligrams of calcium.

 

To order, go to:

http://www.flnaturalcitrus.com

 

Tell Dave that the NOTMILKMAN sent you!

 

Robert Cohen

http://www.notmilk.com