KFC drops commercials

November 24, 2003

fer those who don't know..KFC, which use to be known as kentucky fried

chicken, but some marketin guru thought the fried was a bad monniker, so they

dropped it thinkin we'd all be fooled...KFC had these commercials recently

toutin

how healthy their fried balls of dead chickens were, based on the Atkins diet

which is all the rage here

> <A

T0089.DTL & nl=fix " >Gloppy Slabs Of Fried Meat-Like Greaseblobs, Just Like

Wheatgrass</A>

> Fried chicken restaurant and noted irritating rash on the ass of all that is

> healthy and good, KFC plans to discontinue commercials touting its fried

> chicken as part of a healthy diet, a campaign that a consumer group complained

> was deceptive and that everyone alive who saw it felt was pretty much the

> stupidest damn thing they'd seen since Jared from Subway sat there sucking

down

> 6-inch veggie subs every goddamn day for like 10 years straight or whatever.

> Company spokeswoman Bonnie Warschauer, yet another one of those sad lost

> people who used to have colorful amazing dreams but who somehow through a slew

of

> really bad choices and massive doses of anti-depressants slouched into this

> weird gig where they basically sit around all day defending yet another

> noxious corporate monster from regular accusations pointing out how evil and

> poisonous their products are, said the ads will stop airing Friday as part of

the

> " normal course of business " after a nearly four-week run. " This in no way

> means we admit to the notion that our de-beaked chemically blasted factory

farmed

> heavily hormoned disease-addled tightly caged never-see-the-sun chicken-like

> creature/blobs are in any way unhealthy to the toxic all-American chemically

> saturated diet we cram down your throats you sad gullible suckers, " she

> should've added, teetering on her heels as the various behavioral meds raced

> through in her bloodstream in a valiant if ultimately doomed battle to keep

her

> from crying, later.

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