finger-licking chicken shit !

[Guest guest]

I hadn't realised that this was the reason for dropping the 'fried' wording

but the " kentucky connection "

 

fck-kfc is a far more useful 'tool' for us. Drop me an e-mail to buy an

available range of campaign t-shirts & sweatshirts

 

similarly inscribed; and a variety of kids toys too.

 

A11 LOV and liberation, vernon.

 

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Monday, November 24, 2003 6:37 PM

[100% veg*n ] KFC drops commercials

 

 

> fer those who don't know..KFC, which use to be known as kentucky fried

> chicken, but some marketin guru thought the fried was a bad monniker, so

they

> dropped it thinkin we'd all be fooled...KFC had these commercials recently

toutin

> how healthy their fried balls of dead chickens were, based on the Atkins

diet

> which is all the rage here

>

>

> > <A

HREF= " http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/a/2003/11/20/financial11

21EST0089.DTL & nl=fix " >Gloppy Slabs Of Fried Meat-Like Greaseblobs, Just Like

Wheatgrass</A>

> > Fried chicken restaurant and noted irritating rash on the ass of all

that is

> > healthy and good, KFC plans to discontinue commercials touting its fried

> > chicken as part of a healthy diet, a campaign that a consumer group

complained

> > was deceptive and that everyone alive who saw it felt was pretty much

the

> > stupidest damn thing they'd seen since Jared from Subway sat there

sucking down

> > 6-inch veggie subs every goddamn day for like 10 years straight or

whatever.

> > Company spokeswoman Bonnie Warschauer, yet another one of those sad lost

> > people who used to have colorful amazing dreams but who somehow through

a slew of

> > really bad choices and massive doses of anti-depressants slouched into

this

> > weird gig where they basically sit around all day defending yet another

> > noxious corporate monster from regular accusations pointing out how evil

and

> > poisonous their products are, said the ads will stop airing Friday as

part of the

> > " normal course of business " after a nearly four-week run. " This in no

way

> > means we admit to the notion that our de-beaked chemically blasted

factory farmed

> > heavily hormoned disease-addled tightly caged never-see-the-sun

chicken-like

> > creature/blobs are in any way unhealthy to the toxic all-American

chemically

> > saturated diet we cram down your throats you sad gullible suckers, " she

> > should've added, teetering on her heels as the various behavioral meds

raced

> > through in her bloodstream in a valiant if ultimately doomed battle to

keep her

> > from crying, later.

>

>

>

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