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Horse

 

 

If your horse

Has a rock hard back

And a scaly beak

And you can't keep the bloody thing out of the water,

Then it's not a horse you've got,

It's a turtle.

 

 

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http://www.andysav.free-online.co.uk

 

 

 

paul rance <pdapolloGREEN VIBRATIONS 20 November 1999 19:08 Humorous animal piecesI receive mail now and again from being in a distressed state about how they feel helpless as regards helping the animals. I just say do what you can, and take a step back now and again. We all need to enjoy the joy animals give us and convey that from time to time. Ultimately you have to be positive.I've visited quite a few animal sites which have moved me to tears. The ones which make sad reading, and are accompanied by lilting music. Get me every time!Anyway, let's have some cheerful stuff. Photos, poems, stories, art. Stuff that'll make everyone smile. - Paul.------Accurate impartial advice on everything from laptops to tablesaws. http://clickhere./click/1701-- Check out your group's private Chat room-- /ChatPage?listName= & m=1

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I receive mail now and again from being in a distressed state about how they feel helpless as regards helping the animals. I just say do what you can, and take a step back now and again. We all need to enjoy the joy animals give us and convey that from time to time. Ultimately you have to be positive.

I've visited quite a few animal sites which have moved me to tears. The ones which make sad reading, and are accompanied by lilting music. Get me every time!

Anyway, let's have some cheerful stuff. Photos, poems, stories, art. Stuff that'll make everyone smile.

- Paul.

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Welcome Kitty,

I don't know of the starfish story, so I'd be glad to hear about it. Happy Holidays to you and everyone, though here in the UK we have to wait another month!

- Paul.

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" paul rance " <pdapoll- wrote:

original article:/?start=193

> Welcome Kitty,

> I don't know of the starfish story, so I'd be glad to hear about

it. Happy Holidays to you and everyone, though here in the UK we have

to wait another month!

> - Paul.

>

-

 

I'm happy to send this to you. It gives me hope, and I pray it gives

some to you also. The task seems to huge and we are so small, but we

do it because it's the right thing to do!

 

I didn't know you were in the UK! I'm a Britophile myself. Go to

London whenever I can. Took a summer short course at Oxford three

years ago this summer. Adore the country, no wonder I like you!

 

Here 'tis. Love,

Kitty

 

 

The Starfish

 

Once upon a time there was a wise man

who used to go to the ocean

to do his writing.

He had a habit of walking

on the beach

before he began his work.

 

One day he was walking along

the shore.

As he looked down the beach,

he saw a human

figure moving like a dancer.

 

He smiled to himself to think

of someone who would

dance to the day.

So he began to walk faster

to catch up.

 

As he got closer, he saw

that it was a young man

and the young man wasn't dancing,

but instead he was reaching

down to the shore,

picking up something

and very gently throwing it

into the ocean.

 

As he got closer he called out,

" Good morning! What are you doing? "

 

The young man paused,

looked up and replied,

" Throwing starfish in the ocean. "

 

" I guess I should have asked,

why are you throwing starfish

in the ocean? "

 

" The sun is up and the tide is going out.

And if I don't throw them in they'll die. "

 

" But, young man, don't you realize that

there are miles and miles of beach

and starfish all along it.

You can't possibly make a difference! "

 

The young man listened politely.

Then bent down, picked up another starfish

and threw it into the sea,

past the breaking waves and said-

" It made a difference for that one. "

 

 

 

 

There is something very special in each and every one of us.

We have all been gifted with the ability to make a difference.

And if we can become aware of that gift,

we gain through the strength of our visions

the power to shape the future.

 

We must each find our starfish.

And if we throw our stars wisely and well,

the world will be blessed.

 

attributed to Loren Eisley

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Kitty - that was a beautiful piece you sent out. Thank you for sharing the starfish story. Kari

 

" Kitty Araiyama " <kmar

 

Mon, 29 Nov 1999 18:43:42 -0800

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Re: Humorous animal pieces

 

 

" paul rance " <pdapoll- wrote:

original article:/?start=193

> Welcome Kitty,

> I don't know of the starfish story, so I'd be glad to hear about

it. Happy Holidays to you and everyone, though here in the UK we have

to wait another month!

> - Paul.

>

-

 

I'm happy to send this to you. It gives me hope, and I pray it gives

some to you also. The task seems to huge and we are so small, but we

do it because it's the right thing to do!

 

I didn't know you were in the UK! I'm a Britophile myself. Go to

London whenever I can. Took a summer short course at Oxford three

years ago this summer. Adore the country, no wonder I like you!

 

Here 'tis. Love,

Kitty

 

 

The Starfish

 

Once upon a time there was a wise man

who used to go to the ocean

to do his writing.

He had a habit of walking

on the beach

before he began his work.

 

One day he was walking along

the shore.

As he looked down the beach,

he saw a human

figure moving like a dancer.

 

He smiled to himself to think

of someone who would

dance to the day.

So he began to walk faster

to catch up.

 

As he got closer, he saw

that it was a young man

and the young man wasn't dancing,

but instead he was reaching

down to the shore,

picking up something

and very gently throwing it

into the ocean.

 

As he got closer he called out,

" Good morning! What are you doing? "

 

The young man paused,

looked up and replied,

" Throwing starfish in the ocean. "

 

" I guess I should have asked,

why are you throwing starfish

in the ocean? "

 

" The sun is up and the tide is going out.

And if I don't throw them in they'll die. "

 

" But, young man, don't you realize that

there are miles and miles of beach

and starfish all along it.

You can't possibly make a difference! "

 

The young man listened politely.

Then bent down, picked up another starfish

and threw it into the sea,

past the breaking waves and said-

" It made a difference for that one. "

 

 

 

 

There is something very special in each and every one of us.

We have all been gifted with the ability to make a difference.

And if we can become aware of that gift,

we gain through the strength of our visions

the power to shape the future.

 

We must each find our starfish.

And if we throw our stars wisely and well,

the world will be blessed.

 

attributed to Loren Eisley

 

 

 

 

 

 

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kari johns <karile- wrote:

original article:/?start=197

> Kitty - that was a beautiful piece you sent out. Thank you for

sharing the

> starfish story. Kari

>

> " Kitty Araiyama " <kmar

>

> Mon, 29 Nov 1999 18:43:42 -0800

> (AT) eGroups (DOT) com

> Re: Humorous animal pieces

>

>

> " paul rance " <pdapoll- wrote:

> original article:/?start=

193

> > Welcome Kitty,

> > I don't know of the starfish story, so I'd be glad to hear about

> it. Happy Holidays to you and everyone, though here in the UK we have

> to wait another month!

> > - Paul.

> >

> -

>

> I'm happy to send this to you. It gives me hope, and I pray it gives

> some to you also. The task seems to huge and we are so small, but we

> do it because it's the right thing to do!

>

> I didn't know you were in the UK! I'm a Britophile myself. Go to

> London whenever I can. Took a summer short course at Oxford three

> years ago this summer. Adore the country, no wonder I like you!

>

> Here 'tis. Love,

> Kitty

>

>

> The Starfish

>

> Once upon a time there was a wise man

> who used to go to the ocean

> to do his writing.

> He had a habit of walking

> on the beach

> before he began his work.

>

> One day he was walking along

> the shore.

> As he looked down the beach,

> he saw a human

> figure moving like a dancer.

>

> He smiled to himself to think

> of someone who would

> dance to the day.

> So he began to walk faster

> to catch up.

>

> As he got closer, he saw

> that it was a young man

> and the young man wasn't dancing,

> but instead he was reaching

> down to the shore,

> picking up something

> and very gently throwing it

> into the ocean.

>

> As he got closer he called out,

> " Good morning! What are you doing? "

>

> The young man paused,

> looked up and replied,

> " Throwing starfish in the ocean. "

>

> " I guess I should have asked,

> why are you throwing starfish

> in the ocean? "

>

> " The sun is up and the tide is going out.

> And if I don't throw them in they'll die. "

>

> " But, young man, don't you realize that

> there are miles and miles of beach

> and starfish all along it.

> You can't possibly make a difference! "

>

> The young man listened politely.

> Then bent down, picked up another starfish

> and threw it into the sea,

> past the breaking waves and said-

> " It made a difference for that one. "

>

>

>

>

> There is something very special in each and every one of us.

> We have all been gifted with the ability to make a difference.

> And if we can become aware of that gift,

> we gain through the strength of our visions

> the power to shape the future.

>

> We must each find our starfish.

> And if we throw our stars wisely and well,

> the world will be blessed.

>

> attributed to Loren Eisley

>

>

> You are very welcome. Hope it gives strength and encouragement. I

know it helps me. Kitty

>

>

>

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