Guest guest Posted February 9, 2001 Report Share Posted February 9, 2001 > DOG LETTERS TO GOD > > Dear God, > How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one > another? Where are their priorities? > > Dear God, > When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same > old story? > > Dear God, > Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, > the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for > a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice > ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy > to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle! > > Dear God, > If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is > he still a bad dog? > > Dear God, > When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house, he smells like > musk! What's he been rolling around in? > > Dear God, > Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps? > > Dear God, > If we come back as humans, is that good or bad? > > Dear God, > More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. > > Dear God, > When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in? > > Dear God, > We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, > whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy > fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? > > Dear God, > Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling > at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the > beagle across the street. > > Dear God, > Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? > > Dear God, > Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't > make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets again? > > Dear God, > When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they > never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill > my bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing? > > Dear God, > I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But > many of the cats here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name > please? It would be good for my self-esteem. > > Dear God, > The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a > feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this stupid > dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm > innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors? > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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