Guest guest Posted June 15, 2001 Report Share Posted June 15, 2001 Dear Doug,<br><br>I'm very glad you liked the last post.<br><br>Secretly though, I was hoping you would tell me I could have it all: I could have love and plenty, I could have Raw and McDonald's.<br><br>I mean I really like Raw and I really like McDonald's. Like Sophie I would go mad if I had to choose between them. It looks like the impossible choice.<br><br>But it was as though I heard your voice drifting down from the southern-most tip of the US, saying, 'Go on, Vic, you can do it, and I know you won't break my legs'.<br><br>So I stood outside McDonald's looking into the warmth and the friendliness, knowing I couldn't go in. But still I heard your encouragement. And just as I was about to give up, I looked into the supermarket and there were all these fruit and vegetables. And it was as though a light went on inside my head and without pausing I went straight into the supermarket and bought a big bag of fruit and then straight into McDonald's. My heart was beating but I ate all my fruit without buying fude from Big Mac. No problems. I had my cake and ate it too. Or rather, my fruit. And I couldn't have done it without you.<br><br>I keep telling myself, no two nations under the golden arches have ever gone to war. So I figure it's OK to take my fruit into McDonald's to eat.<br><br>Sophie, eat your heart out!<br><br>Victor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 20, 2001 Report Share Posted June 20, 2001 Victor! No 2 nations under the golden arches have ever gone to war? REALLY? And I thought world peace was only achievable one individual at a time. Over 5 billion have already been served! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 21, 2001 Report Share Posted June 21, 2001 Dear Leafygreens,<br><br>I do like your name and indeed I have a bag of leafygreens right beside me. And as well anyone from southern Oregon can't be all bad. While it is plain anyone from New South Wales can be.<br><br>Why, we recently had a countrywomen of yours lecture us on this very topic. She started off by telling us we had a wonderful sense of humour, only, she said, it is a destructive sense of humour. It is cynical, she said. It is funny at first but after a while it is corrosive. It destroys self-esteem, she said. It could even be offensive.<br><br>Naturally we take you as our role-model. But we are incorrigible: we can't help laughing at the first sign of cynicism.<br><br>Even His Mother said, " He's not the Messiah, He's just a naughty boy! " <br><br>Victor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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