Masonic Soy Sacrificing and the undeniable truth.

[Guest guest]

For all of you who are interested I an going to establish a new

religion based on the undiputable truth that God is a twelve year old

who's been playing with a " magic-sand " set for the past four

minutes. The faithful will practice nihlistic, hedonism, and

becausse it is know that God has no idea, and no way of ever knowing

that we exist because the planet we inhabit live on is on thirty

cubic nodes of a spin network. And we only have another 6 minutes

before the the univers has expaned to the point were surface tention

causes all motion to cease.

 

Let me know if you interested in becoming my deciple there are 9

openings and I'm screening for absolute devotion and any one with an

IQ above 70 need not apply.

 

Your Delivery Boy,

Dave

 

P.S. " This statement is false. "

[Guest guest]

pheh

u have nuthin on the Benevolent Order of Barley and Holy Hops....

fermuntum est vitae

[Guest guest]

Yes but your religion is false because mine say very one else is

wrong and mine is the unprovable truth because the human that wrote

the instruction manual said so!!! Incidentally I would be that human

so I'm doubly sure!!! And if you don't believe me you going to spend

the rest of eternity in a big vat of ferminting gains which is the

worst possible thing that could happen to you cause that what

the " Magic-sand " instruction book say!!!

 

BTW when those final 6 minutes are up God's gonna pluck the univer

off the surface of the table like rubber vomit, ball it up plot it in

a 18 oz. glass of saline water which will seperate the universe

binary components space-time and matter. Matter will precipitate out

and form gue at the bottom while space-time being unrecoverable under

household conditions will efferves out of the solution. That's way

the Magic-sand set comes with ten time more Space-time bi-Carbonate

and an order form for more. But chances are once this supply of

space-time bi-carbonate runs out God will be board with his " Magic-

sand " set and there won't be any more universe.

 

, EBbrewpunx@c... wrote:

> pheh

> u have nuthin on the Benevolent Order of Barley and Holy Hops....

> fermuntum est vitae

[Guest guest]

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" David Brown " <quickformgreen

 

Friday, April 09, 2004 8:29 AM

Re: Masonic Soy Sacrificing and the undeniable truth.

 

 

> Yes but your religion is false because mine say very one else is

> wrong and mine is the unprovable truth because the human that wrote

> the instruction manual said so!!! Incidentally I would be that human

> so I'm doubly sure!!! And if you don't believe me you going to spend

> the rest of eternity in a big vat of ferminting gains which is the

> worst possible thing that could happen to you cause that what

> the " Magic-sand " instruction book say!!!>

 

You must be reading or writing some false religious books. I don't know of

any decent religion that say that every other religion is wrong. " False

religions yes " ..but not " Other religions "

 

 

 

> > , EBbrewpunx@c... wrote:

> > pheh

> > u have nuthin on the Benevolent Order of Barley and Holy Hops....

> > fermuntum est vitae

>

>

>

>

> To send an email to -

>

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 4/9/04 12:39:52 AM Pacific Daylight Time, quickformgreen writes:

And if you don't believe me you going to spend

the rest of eternity in a big vat of ferminting gains which is the

worst possible thing that could happen to you cause that what

the "Magic-sand" instruction book say!!!

 

heathen....non-believer!

how dare thou speaketh of thee glories of heaven as thee pits of hell!!

you shalt spend eternity hanging over thee broilers at murder king wist only flat pepsi syrup to slacken thy thirst....

[Guest guest]

HA! Un-enlightened one your third eye hath truely been poked out!

What you consider hell is the lap for paridise! And I bless you

wishes for an unending bong of " Sharp's " near-beer, and synthahol

forever!

 

Praise the unwitting twelve year old.

David

 

P.S. We are all game pieces on the risk board of the universe,

expendable by our very nature, an infinitely renewable resource for

the consumption of genetic. Our components forever being recycled,

for the amusment of the laws of physics. We are the flip of a coin

with infinite sides. A back eddy of elemental rullet.

[Guest guest]

Hi David

 

Have you been at the Sharp's near-beer???

 

Jo

 

 

> HA! Un-enlightened one your third eye hath truely been poked out!

> What you consider hell is the lap for paridise! And I bless you

> wishes for an unending bong of " Sharp's " near-beer, and synthahol

> forever!

>

> Praise the unwitting twelve year old.

> David

>

> P.S. We are all game pieces on the risk board of the universe,

> expendable by our very nature, an infinitely renewable resource for

> the consumption of genetic. Our components forever being recycled,

> for the amusment of the laws of physics. We are the flip of a coin

> with infinite sides. A back eddy of elemental rullet.

>

>

>

>

> To send an email to -

>

[Guest guest]

HAHahahAHahhaQ!! i love it!!! ...however, do not sign me up, as i'm a high official in the church of conscientious hedonism.

>"David Brown" <quickformgreen > > > Masonic Soy Sacrificing and the undeniable truth. >Thu, 08 Apr 2004 18:46:19 -0000 > >For all of you who are interested I an going to establish a new >religion based on the undiputable truth that God is a twelve year old >who's been playing with a "magic-sand" set for the past four >minutes. The faithful will practice nihlistic, hedonism, and >becausse it is know that God has no idea, and no way of ever knowing >that we exist because the planet we inhabit live on is on thirty >cubic nodes of a spin network. And we only have another 6 minutes >before the the univers has expaned to the point were surface tention >causes all motion to cease. > >Let me know if you interested in becoming my deciple there are 9 >openings and I'm screening for absolute devotion and any one with an >IQ above 70 need not apply. > >Your Delivery Boy, >Dave > >P.S. "This statement is false." > Tax headache? MSN Money provides relief with tax tips, tools, IRS forms and more!