sprreading that net again..too many ppl are lookin fer roomies..

[Guest guest]

Oh, ummmm..Have you been fantasizing of moving to the wilds of Oakland lately?

Does the thought of living in a smallish house in the flatlands give you

goosebumps of pleasure? Then yer lucky century has arrived!

Two rooms for rent in a smallish abode in the East Bay. Neither room is huge,

both sorta small, but, hey, i found the rent was just too high at the Taj Mahal.

The house..punk vege friendly household...small backyard with an organic

garden(which has seen better days..damn you old man winter!)

situated near BART, Children's Hospital, speedbumps and urban liquor stores.

Me..vegan, like beer, ok, love beer, gettin old and cranky, and umm..yeah....

You..able to pay bills, don't bring the entire bar home everynite(unless you

bring a keg)and can tell the difference between the floor and the toilet bowl..

the rooms..like i said..two of em..

1. $450 a month..has a grand view of the house next door, and sweeping panaroma

of the stairs out back. Ohh.i've got the chills just describing it. Mirrored

doors on the closet so you can watch yerself shake yer groove thing. Don't mind

the cameras, they don't work, really. And they are only there for your

protection.

2. $400 a month..out back..sorta detached MIL..for that " i hate you all and want

to be apart from you bastards " feel..ok..not really...its just a seperate room.

and a 1/3 of the bills (Directv, PG & E, aqua)

haus has basic amenities, like a roof, direct access to the..umm..street...and

well..me...

wot do you want for oakland?

Move in costs are first and deposit.

oh, and its near the new lanesplitter. Pizza and beer. Did i mention it has a

roof?

Available March 1st

 

40 years in the local store

Got forced out by the supermarket

The price of all your favorite meals

Stays low but now you can’t afford it

Send in the supermarket forces

Stick it on a card to save you cash

They know your details in a flash

Streamlined sets the mental tone

Now everyone’s a shopping clone

[Guest guest]

Well, frag, if you change your mind about rooming with a meat-eater, let

me know. Still looking for housing for my wife.

 

serene, wishing this stuff was easier for both of us

[Guest guest]

oooooooooooooooo

brain..sooo..torn....

pheh "serene (Sandra Vannoy)" Feb 16, 2005 9:20 AM Re: sprreading that net again..too many ppl are lookin fer roomies.. Well, frag, if you change your mind about rooming with a meat-eater, letme know. Still looking for housing for my wife.serene, wishing this stuff was easier for both of usTo send an email to -

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

OK, some days I really HATE -- like when it dumps a whole

message I just typed for no apparent reason...

Anyway, fraggle, I am forwarding this to a friend in Mountain View.

I don't think she needs a place, but she may know someone who does.

Hope you find some good people.

sara

 

, fraggle <EBbrewpunx@e...> wrote:

> Oh, ummmm..Have you been fantasizing of moving to the wilds of

Oakland lately? Does the thought of living in a smallish house in

the flatlands give you goosebumps of pleasure? Then yer lucky

century has arrived!

> Two rooms for rent in a smallish abode in the East Bay. Neither

room is huge, both sorta small, but, hey, i found the rent was just

too high at the Taj Mahal.

> The house..punk vege friendly household...small backyard with an

organic garden(which has seen better days..damn you old man winter!)

> situated near BART, Children's Hospital, speedbumps and urban

liquor stores.

> Me..vegan, like beer, ok, love beer, gettin old and cranky, and

umm..yeah....

> You..able to pay bills, don't bring the entire bar home everynite

(unless you bring a keg)and can tell the difference between the

floor and the toilet bowl..

> the rooms..like i said..two of em..

> 1. $450 a month..has a grand view of the house next door, and

sweeping panaroma of the stairs out back. Ohh.i've got the chills

just describing it. Mirrored doors on the closet so you can watch

yerself shake yer groove thing. Don't mind the cameras, they don't

work, really. And they are only there for your protection.

> 2. $400 a month..out back..sorta detached MIL..for that " i hate

you all and want to be apart from you bastards " feel..ok..not

really...its just a seperate room.

> and a 1/3 of the bills (Directv, PG & E, aqua)

> haus has basic amenities, like a roof, direct access to

the..umm..street...and well..me...

> wot do you want for oakland?

> Move in costs are first and deposit.

> oh, and its near the new lanesplitter. Pizza and beer. Did i

mention it has a roof?

> Available March 1st

>

> 40 years in the local store

> Got forced out by the supermarket

> The price of all your favorite meals

> Stays low but now you can’t afford it

> Send in the supermarket forces

> Stick it on a card to save you cash

> They know your details in a flash

> Streamlined sets the mental tone

> Now everyone’s a shopping clone

[Guest guest]

fanx...

 

the ppl i have lined up so far, lets just say, i'm not thrilled with

pheh...

and, it doesn't help that one of the fleeing room mates is a complete slob, prospects take one look at her room and flee in abject terror

double pheh

 

fraggle sara Feb 16, 2005 11:01 AM Re: sprreading that net again..too many ppl are lookin fer roomies.. OK, some days I really HATE -- like when it dumps a whole message I just typed for no apparent reason...Anyway, fraggle, I am forwarding this to a friend in Mountain View. I don't think she needs a place, but she may know someone who does.Hope you find some good people.sara , fraggle <EBbrewpunx@e...> wrote:> Oh, ummmm..Have you been fantasizing of moving to the wilds of Oakland lately? Does the thought of living in a smallish house in the flatlands give you goosebumps of pleasure? Then yer lucky century has arrived! > Two rooms for rent in a smallish abode in the East Bay. Neither room is huge, both sorta small, but, hey, i found the rent was just too high at the Taj Mahal. > The house..punk vege friendly household...small backyard with an organic garden(which has seen better days..damn you old man winter!) > situated near BART, Children's Hospital, speedbumps and urban liquor stores. > Me..vegan, like beer, ok, love beer, gettin old and cranky, and umm..yeah.... > You..able to pay bills, don't bring the entire bar home everynite(unless you bring a keg)and can tell the difference between the floor and the toilet bowl.. > the rooms..like i said..two of em.. > 1. $450 a month..has a grand view of the house next door, and sweeping panaroma of the stairs out back. Ohh.i've got the chills just describing it. Mirrored doors on the closet so you can watch yerself shake yer groove thing. Don't mind the cameras, they don't work, really. And they are only there for your protection. > 2. $400 a month..out back..sorta detached MIL..for that "i hate you all and want to be apart from you bastards" feel..ok..not really...its just a seperate room. > and a 1/3 of the bills (Directv, PG & E, aqua) > haus has basic amenities, like a roof, direct access to the..umm..street...and well..me... > wot do you want for oakland? > Move in costs are first and deposit. > oh, and its near the new lanesplitter. Pizza and beer. Did i mention it has a roof? > Available March 1st > > 40 years in the local store> Got forced out by the supermarket> The price of all your favorite meals> Stays low but now you canât afford it> Send in the supermarket forces> Stick it on a card to save you cash> They know your details in a flash> Streamlined sets the mental tone> Now everyoneâs a shopping cloneTo send an email to -