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gawd...you can't make this stuff up

as i get ready to go to our last BOBfest meeting

have the news on

and

a story on improving auto-safety...stronger roofs, head side airbags

and..the president of the SUV owners of America is interviewed and sez how he is

sgainst it because

" americans will just keep their older vehicles which pollute more and get poor

gas mileage "

SUV owners of america....gas mileage...pollution..safety

oh..life is rich

 

" God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him. "

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Of course some of us will keep our old 4x's cause we didn't buy them as

SUVs. We bought them because they are diesel and now we can make our own

biodiesel in the garage. We bought them because it is impossible to get

form point A to point B in the winter without the 4 wheel drive. AND, we

can make one trip to town each month and not spend millions on gas making

multiple trips!

 

Oh, and older because they aren't made of plastic and don't fall apart and

need replacing every five years!

 

For example, we went into our village this evening and a deer ran out in

front of us. I mean, deer are about the only animal in the world that make

sheep and turkeys look smart! This was not a small deer, this was a good

sized doe. If I had been in a soccer mom's mini-van it would have been a

goner and the deer probably would have been also. Instead, with the big

Suburban, I was able to slow down enough without sliding to only graze the

deer on the shoulder. It went arse over tea kettle, got up, shock off the

dust and took off across the field. The " boat " has not so much as a

scratch!

 

Lynda

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Thursday, July 21, 2005 6:01 PM

wahahahahahahahahahaaa

 

 

> gawd...you can't make this stuff up

> as i get ready to go to our last BOBfest meeting

> have the news on

> and

> a story on improving auto-safety...stronger roofs, head side airbags

> and..the president of the SUV owners of America is interviewed and sez how

he is sgainst it because

> " americans will just keep their older vehicles which pollute more and get

poor gas mileage "

> SUV owners of america....gas mileage...pollution..safety

> oh..life is rich

>

> " God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him. "

>

>

> To send an email to -

>

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Hi Fraggle

 

> SUV owners of america....gas mileage...pollution..safety

> oh..life is rich

 

You reckon that's good... try this one... today on the news, they had " text "

messages scrolling along the bottom of the screen from people who wanted to

comment on the London bombings.... my favourite has to be (and I jest

not)...

 

" We should re-introduce the death penalty to deter these suicide bombers "

 

BB

Peter

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Oh dear! What with that and all the other suggestions flying around it

seems people are only too willing to roll back any improvements made in

civil rights over the last few hundred years - just what the people in power

(whoever they are) want, I suppose.

 

BB

Jo

 

> You reckon that's good... try this one... today on the news, they had

" text "

> messages scrolling along the bottom of the screen from people who wanted

to

> comment on the London bombings.... my favourite has to be (and I jest

> not)...

>

> " We should re-introduce the death penalty to deter these suicide bombers "

>

> BB

> Peter

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Hi Peter

 

And to think I had thought I heard it all!

 

Thx for the good chuckle!

 

BB

Nikki

 

 

, " Peter " <metalscarab@c...> wrote:

> Hi Fraggle

>

> > SUV owners of america....gas mileage...pollution..safety

> > oh..life is rich

>

> You reckon that's good... try this one... today on the news, they

had " text "

> messages scrolling along the bottom of the screen from people who

wanted to

> comment on the London bombings.... my favourite has to be (and I jest

> not)...

>

> " We should re-introduce the death penalty to deter these suicide

bombers "

>

> BB

> Peter

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