Guest guest Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Hi Nikki Online ritual - as mentioned - On-line coven initiation ritual Logging 2-14-01 23:01:34 pm EST HPS>> Before we start our initiation ritual, I have an announcement. Fluffy Moon Ferret has totally burned out her hard drive and probably won't be able to get back on line for at least two weeks EAST>> Darn! She was going to teach us how to make cyber corn dollies next week :-( HP>> Can I suggest that we table this and get down to business? EAST>>Yes, sorry HP>> We're about to start the initiation ritual. Is everyone ready? WEST>> Present EAST>> Ready SOUTH>>Roger INITIATE>> I am ready ~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS>> North? ~~(1minute pause)~~ HP>>NORTH?? NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot HPS>> Ok, we are all here. Initiate, are you skyclad and ready? INITIATE>> Not yet-- hold on, I need to get a pillow HP>>Pillow? INITIATE>>Yes, I have a metal chair here at my desk. OK-- BRB ~~(2 minute pause)~~ INITIATE>> Ok, I am ready and skyclad HPS>>Good, now do you have the cord? INITIATE>> Yes, I have an orange one I got on sale at the fabric store today, is that ok? HP>>It will have to do. OK, now, tie your hands behind your back, then bring the cord up around your neck... INITIATE>>Ummm.... I can't do that by myself.. HPS>>Do you have anyone there to help you? INITIATE>>Only my mom, but she would kill me if she knew what I was doing in here. HP>>OK, forget the cord. Do you have the blindfold? INITIATE>>Yes, I do HPS>>OK, put the blindfold on and don't peek while we cast the circle. Give us about four minutes INITIATE>>OK, I'm going to put the blindfold on now, how will I know when you are ready for me? HP>>Do you have an alarm clock? INITIATE>>Yes, but it's in my room HP>>Can you go get it? INITIATE>>Yes, but I'd have to put my clothes on-- my mom is in the next room. HPS>>Never mind, just put on the blindfold and count to 240 INITIATE>>OK ~~(4 minute pause)~~ HPS>> Initiate? ~~(1minute pause) HP>>INITIATE?? HPS>>Maybe he got disconnected? INITIATE>>I am here-- are you ready for me? HPS>>Yes, the circle is cast. Do you have your sword? INITIATE>>Sword? HP>>Yes, while you imagine that I am holding my sword with the tip against your heart I want you to hold your sword in the same way. INITIATE>>I don't have a sword.. HP>>Do you have an athame? INITIATE>>no.. HP>>Do you have anything sharp in there? INITIATE>>There's a pen on the desk.. HP>>Ok, point the pen at your heart INITIATE>>OK HP>>How do you enter this circle? INITIATE>>In perfect love and perfect trust HPS>>Good, now I need to whisper the sacred words to you INITIATE>>whisper? HPS>>Yes, do you have two phone lines? I can call you with them INITIATE>>No, only one HPS>>Ok, I'll e-mail them to you BRB **HPS has left the chat room** ~~(1 minute pause)~~ **HPS has joined the chat room** HPS>>Ok, I mailed them INITIATE>>OK, I'll go look **INITIATE has left the chat room** ~~(1 minute pause)~~ **INITIATE has joined the chatroom** INITIATE>>I can't get into my hotmail-- I keep getting a message that the servers are down. HPS>>OK, you can get them later. Now imagine that I am pushing you from behind into the circle. INITIATE>>from behind? HPS>>Yes, kinda like you are tilted, I am holding on to the cord. Oh wait.. no cord.. ok, just pretend I am pushing you into the circle INITIATE>>Ok HPS>>Now we are going to go around the circle three times. INITIATE>>OK ~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS>>Now we're stopping in front of the altar and I am holding the scourge. INITIATE>>OK HP>>You must kneel at the altar while the High Priestess scourges you. INITIATE>>Do you want me to imagine that I am kneeling in front of the altar or do you really want me to kneel in front of my computer? HP>>Can you kneel and still see the screen? HPS>>If he kneels he must also put his head down on the floor HP>>Well, I guess he can't kneel then HPS>>Yes, he can, I have an idea. Initiate--kneel and put your head to the floor and imagine that I am scourging you. INITIATE>>OK HPS>>I am now scourging you ~~(2 minute pause)~~ HPS>>Initiate you must now scourge me twice as many times ~~(1 minute pause) HPS>>Initiate? HP>>INITIATE??? INITIATE>> I am here, now what do I need to do? HP>>You must imagine that you are scourging the High Priestess. WEST>>I need to go-- the baby woke up and needs to be fed HP>>Can you feed him at the computer? WEST>>Yes, I'll bring him back here with me. North, can you cut me a door? ~~( 1 minute pause)~~ WEST>>I really need to go-- the baby is crying HP>>NORTH?? NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot HP>>Can you cut West a door? NOW? NORTH>>OK, all set **WEST has left the chatroom** HPS>> Ok, should we continue or wait until West comes back? SOUTH>>I think we should continue EAST>>We should wait **WEST has joined the chatroom** WEST>>I am back, North can you cut me back in? ~~( 1minute pause)~~ HP>>NORTH!!! NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot. West you are all set HP>>Ok, where were we? HPS>>The initiate has to scourge me. I am going to kneel down here now, and imagine that he is plying the scourge INITIATE>>Ok, I am imagining that I am scourging the High Priestess ~~( 2 minute pause)~~ INITIATE>>I am done HP>>Priestess? ~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS>>I need to go right now HP>>Why? We are not finished here HPS>>I banged my head on the desk when I got up-- hard-- I am bleeding all over my computer. I need to go to the ER for stitches **HPS has left the chatroom** HP>>OK, we'll make this a healing circle instead INITIATE>>I have to go too, my mom is in the hallway screaming and wants to know what I am doing **INITIATE has left the chatroom** HP>> OK, everyone go light candles and we'll try to do this again tomorrow night **Chatroom closed** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 heh heh Jo Cwazy <heartwork Sep 6, 2005 10:48 AM Online ritual Hi Nikki Online ritual - as mentioned - On-line coven initiation ritual Logging 2-14-01 23:01:34 pm EST HPS>> Before we start our initiation ritual, I have an announcement. Fluffy Moon Ferret has totally burned out her hard drive and probably won't be able to get back on line for at least two weeks EAST>> Darn! She was going to teach us how to make cyber corn dollies next week :-( HP>> Can I suggest that we table this and get down to business? EAST>>Yes, sorry HP>> We're about to start the initiation ritual. Is everyone ready? WEST>> Present EAST>> Ready SOUTH>>Roger INITIATE>> I am ready ~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS>> North? ~~(1minute pause)~~ HP>>NORTH?? NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot HPS>> Ok, we are all here. Initiate, are you skyclad and ready? INITIATE>> Not yet-- hold on, I need to get a pillow HP>>Pillow? INITIATE>>Yes, I have a metal chair here at my desk. OK-- BRB ~~(2 minute pause)~~ INITIATE>> Ok, I am ready and skyclad HPS>>Good, now do you have the cord? INITIATE>> Yes, I have an orange one I got on sale at the fabric store today, is that ok? HP>>It will have to do. OK, now, tie your hands behind your back, then bring the cord up around your neck... INITIATE>>Ummm.... I can't do that by myself.. HPS>>Do you have anyone there to help you? INITIATE>>Only my mom, but she would kill me if she knew what I was doing in here. HP>>OK, forget the cord. Do you have the blindfold? INITIATE>>Yes, I do HPS>>OK, put the blindfold on and don't peek while we cast the circle. Give us about four minutes INITIATE>>OK, I'm going to put the blindfold on now, how will I know when you are ready for me? HP>>Do you have an alarm clock? INITIATE>>Yes, but it's in my room HP>>Can you go get it? INITIATE>>Yes, but I'd have to put my clothes on-- my mom is in the next room. HPS>>Never mind, just put on the blindfold and count to 240 INITIATE>>OK ~~(4 minute pause)~~ HPS>> Initiate? ~~(1minute pause) HP>>INITIATE?? HPS>>Maybe he got disconnected? INITIATE>>I am here-- are you ready for me? HPS>>Yes, the circle is cast. Do you have your sword? INITIATE>>Sword? HP>>Yes, while you imagine that I am holding my sword with the tip against your heart I want you to hold your sword in the same way. INITIATE>>I don't have a sword.. HP>>Do you have an athame? INITIATE>>no.. HP>>Do you have anything sharp in there? INITIATE>>There's a pen on the desk.. HP>>Ok, point the pen at your heart INITIATE>>OK HP>>How do you enter this circle? INITIATE>>In perfect love and perfect trust HPS>>Good, now I need to whisper the sacred words to you INITIATE>>whisper? HPS>>Yes, do you have two phone lines? I can call you with them INITIATE>>No, only one HPS>>Ok, I'll e-mail them to you BRB **HPS has left the chat room** ~~(1 minute pause)~~ **HPS has joined the chat room** HPS>>Ok, I mailed them INITIATE>>OK, I'll go look **INITIATE has left the chat room** ~~(1 minute pause)~~ **INITIATE has joined the chatroom** INITIATE>>I can't get into my hotmail-- I keep getting a message that the servers are down. HPS>>OK, you can get them later. Now imagine that I am pushing you from behind into the circle. INITIATE>>from behind? HPS>>Yes, kinda like you are tilted, I am holding on to the cord. Oh wait.. no cord.. ok, just pretend I am pushing you into the circle INITIATE>>Ok HPS>>Now we are going to go around the circle three times. INITIATE>>OK ~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS>>Now we're stopping in front of the altar and I am holding the scourge. INITIATE>>OK HP>>You must kneel at the altar while the High Priestess scourges you. INITIATE>>Do you want me to imagine that I am kneeling in front of the altar or do you really want me to kneel in front of my computer? HP>>Can you kneel and still see the screen? HPS>>If he kneels he must also put his head down on the floor HP>>Well, I guess he can't kneel then HPS>>Yes, he can, I have an idea. Initiate--kneel and put your head to the floor and imagine that I am scourging you. INITIATE>>OK HPS>>I am now scourging you ~~(2 minute pause)~~ HPS>>Initiate you must now scourge me twice as many times ~~(1 minute pause) HPS>>Initiate? HP>>INITIATE??? INITIATE>> I am here, now what do I need to do? HP>>You must imagine that you are scourging the High Priestess. WEST>>I need to go-- the baby woke up and needs to be fed HP>>Can you feed him at the computer? WEST>>Yes, I'll bring him back here with me. North, can you cut me a door? ~~( 1 minute pause)~~ WEST>>I really need to go-- the baby is crying HP>>NORTH?? NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot HP>>Can you cut West a door? NOW? NORTH>>OK, all set **WEST has left the chatroom** HPS>> Ok, should we continue or wait until West comes back? SOUTH>>I think we should continue EAST>>We should wait **WEST has joined the chatroom** WEST>>I am back, North can you cut me back in? ~~( 1minute pause)~~ HP>>NORTH!!! NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot. West you are all set HP>>Ok, where were we? HPS>>The initiate has to scourge me. I am going to kneel down here now, and imagine that he is plying the scourge INITIATE>>Ok, I am imagining that I am scourging the High Priestess ~~( 2 minute pause)~~ INITIATE>>I am done HP>>Priestess? ~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS>>I need to go right now HP>>Why? We are not finished here HPS>>I banged my head on the desk when I got up-- hard-- I am bleeding all over my computer. I need to go to the ER for stitches **HPS has left the chatroom** HP>>OK, we'll make this a healing circle instead INITIATE>>I have to go too, my mom is in the hallway screaming and wants to know what I am doing **INITIATE has left the chatroom** HP>> OK, everyone go light candles and we'll try to do this again tomorrow night **Chatroom closed** To send an email to - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Ya know Jo, I don't know how you hacked into our PRIVATE ritual, but I don't appreciate you posting it here! That was toooo funny! BB Nikki , " Jo Cwazy " <heartwork@c...> wrote: > Hi Nikki > > Online ritual - as mentioned - > > On-line coven initiation ritual > > Logging 2-14-01 23:01:34 pm EST > <<SNIP>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 LOL. I did actually take part in an online ritual once. It was a healing circle. It was quite good considering the fact that people were in different countries. Some of our real live rituals have had funnier happenings though :-) BB Jo > Ya know Jo, I don't know how you hacked into our PRIVATE ritual, but > I don't appreciate you posting it here! > > > > That was toooo funny! > > BB > Nikki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Hi Jo > I did actually take part in an online ritual once. It was a healing circle. > It was quite good considering the fact that people were in different > countries. Some of our real live rituals have had funnier happenings though > :-) The first thing that sprung to mind was the incident where someone accidentally stepped into the flaming cauldron half way through!!!! :-) BB Peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Hi Peter That is the one - very amusing :-) BB Jo > Hi Jo > > The first thing that sprung to mind was the incident where someone > accidentally stepped into the flaming cauldron half way through!!!! :-) > > BB > Peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Psst, Nikki, no one told her it was you with the cracked noggin <<bg>> Now you let the cat, uummm, I mean the familiar out of the bag! Lynda - " earthstrm " <nikkimack Wednesday, September 07, 2005 11:46 AM Re: Online ritual > Ya know Jo, I don't know how you hacked into our PRIVATE ritual, but > I don't appreciate you posting it here! > > > > That was toooo funny! > > BB > Nikki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 LOL! Nikki , " Lynda " <lurine@s...> wrote: > Psst, Nikki, no one told her it was you with the cracked noggin <<bg>> Now > you let the cat, uummm, I mean the familiar out of the bag! > > Lynda > - > " earthstrm " <nikkimack@m...> > > Wednesday, September 07, 2005 11:46 AM > Re: Online ritual > > > > Ya know Jo, I don't know how you hacked into our PRIVATE ritual, but > > I don't appreciate you posting it here! > > > > > > > > That was toooo funny! > > > > BB > > Nikki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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