Guest guest Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 I like this.... particularly #13 BB Peter Dead Horse wisdom The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation says that .... "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." However, today, a whole range of far more advanced strategies are often employed by governments and businesses such as: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Appointing a committee to study the horse. 4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses. 5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included. 6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living impaired. 7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse. 8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed. 9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horses' performance. 10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance. 11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses. 12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses. 13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 LOL! Very amusing and unfortunately quite true. BBJo - Peter Vegan Chat Tuesday, October 18, 2005 7:16 PM Fw: Dead Horse Wisdom I like this.... particularly #13 BB Peter Dead Horse wisdom The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation says that .... "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." However, today, a whole range of far more advanced strategies are often employed by governments and businesses such as: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Appointing a committee to study the horse. 4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses. 5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included. 6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living impaired. 7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse. 8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed. 9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horses' performance. 10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance. 11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses. 12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses. 13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 I like number 6. Dead Horse wisdom The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation says that .... "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." However, today, a whole range of far more advanced strategies are often employed by governments and businesses such as: 6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living impaired. Music Unlimited - Access over 1 million songs. Try it free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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