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hope it wasn't crystal, but if it was expensive I bet you could have died, they

can be such a treasure. Hopefully it wasn't an heirloom! At least my pot

breaking wasn't a big deal, just the cheese burned onto the burner.

linda

" Whatever you do will be insignificant and it is very important that you do it. "

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isis

I was trying to make iced tea in a very expensive pitcher. I poured in the

boiling water and tea bags and that was fine until I placed the ice inside. It

made a bomb sound and cracked up and down the sides.

 

 

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When I was first married I went to grab something off a shelf in one of the

cabinets and the shelf above collapsed and all the dishes on the shelf fell

off hit me in the head and broke on the floor. I looked like a one of those

cartoons. All my husband could do was stand in the doorway and laugh.

 

I know not a cooking disaster but still a disaster.

 

Gayle

 

 

 

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I always say I would love to print a book of my kitchen disasters. I could keep

the group laughing for days. I always remember one of them now and then when a

member writes me off list to tell me about all my kitchen and recipe knowledge.

If all of you only knew about my trial and errors, it would certainly let you

know that you just get right back in the kitchen and trt try again. Never feel

you have failed if your dish doesn't turn out.

Donna

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I love the chayote and potato patties too. Give them all a try.

Donna

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" Sue " <kup

 

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:06:40

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Re: Kitchen disasters

 

 

I think I should try all the burgers. I may find one I like. I just wont

add onions, so I can feed them to Duchess and Blue.

Right now, I have 4 bean burgers in my freezer that will probably be tossed.

My bad.

Sue

 

 

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8/31/2007 8:35:44 PM

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I think my black bean burgers should be in the files, I mashed with my hand

and then mixed in some sauteed onions and garlic and added some egg replacer

ground flax seeds and I thing some oatmeal that I put into my mini chopper

so

it was like flour.

 

I oiled my hands made patties and baked them on a lightly oiled pan.

 

Keep on trying last Sunday's dinner we ate a little bit of but didn't save

what was left and I will never make that again.

 

Gayle

 

 

 

 

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I think my black bean burgers should be in the files, I mashed with my hand

and then mixed in some sauteed onions and garlic and added some egg replacer

ground flax seeds and I thing some oatmeal that I put into my mini chopper so

it was like flour.

 

I oiled my hands made patties and baked them on a lightly oiled pan.

 

Keep on trying last Sunday's dinner we ate a little bit of but didn't save

what was left and I will never make that again.

 

Gayle

 

 

 

 

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Donna, I have a LOT of disasters. I try one recipe or another and then

throw them away. LOL

My latest disaster is black bean burgers. They just tasted like so much

mush! As have all my burgers, except Portabella burgers

 

Oh, well. Another day. Another disaster.

Tonight, I have Morningstar Lentil and Rice loaf. No failure there.

Sue

 

 

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8/31/2007 2:56:31 PM

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Kitchen disasters

 

I always say I would love to print a book of my kitchen disasters. I could

keep the group laughing for days. I always remember one of them now and

then when a member writes me off list to tell me about all my kitchen and

recipe knowledge. If all of you only knew about my trial and errors, it

would certainly let you know that you just get right back in the kitchen and

trt try again. Never feel you have failed if your dish doesn't turn out.

Donna

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

 

 

 

 

 

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Dear Sue:

I have also had disasters with my " bean burgers "

but I don't give up. When they come out bad, I cut

them into pieces and I place them in the fridge for

" dog treats " . Isn't that what pets are for? To love

us and eat our disasters?

I have found that my bean burgers come out like

mush when I put everything thru the sausage grinder or

put everything into to the food processor. So, what I

have found works for me is to half-way mash the beans

with a fork so there is still some big pieces and to

dice (small dice but not finely dice? does that make

sense?) all the other ingrediants. Then dump

everything into the large bowl and stir to mix. Do

not mash or over mix cause then it turns out like

refried beans. I find the burgers turn out so good

when they have a " little chunky " texture, and you can

taste the different ingedients in the burgers.

Cheers, David

 

 

 

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Posted by: " Sue " kup sruger36

Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:26 pm (PST)

Donna, I have a LOT of disasters. I try one recipe or

another and then

throw them away. LOL

My latest disaster is black bean burgers. They just

tasted like so much

mush! As have all my burgers, except Portabella

burgers

 

Oh, well. Another day. Another disaster.

Tonight, I have Morningstar Lentil and Rice loaf. No

failure there.

Sue

 

 

 

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Aha! I looked carefully at all the comments on Allrecipes. And several

people put the ingredients in their food processor. So that's what I did!

Sounded so easy. And tasted so bad. And I love black beans.

Thanks for the heads up. I will try the recipe again.

I added lots of onions to the mixture, so I couldn't give them to the dogs.

Sue

 

 

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david current

8/31/2007 7:08:53 PM

 

Re: Kitchen disasters

 

Dear Sue:

I have also had disasters with my " bean burgers "

but I don't give up. When they come out bad, I cut

them into pieces and I place them in the fridge for

" dog treats " . Isn't that what pets are for? To love

us and eat our disasters?

I have found that my bean burgers come out like

mush when I put everything thru the sausage grinder or

put everything into to the food processor. So, what I

have found works for me is to half-way mash the beans

with a fork so there is still some big pieces and to

dice (small dice but not finely dice? does that make

sense?) all the other ingrediants. Then dump

everything into the large bowl and stir to mix. Do

not mash or over mix cause then it turns out like

refried beans. I find the burgers turn out so good

when they have a " little chunky " texture, and you can

taste the different ingedients in the burgers.

Cheers, David

 

 

 

Re: Kitchen disasters

Posted by: " Sue " kup sruger36

Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:26 pm (PST)

Donna, I have a LOT of disasters. I try one recipe or

another and then

throw them away. LOL

My latest disaster is black bean burgers. They just

tasted like so much

mush! As have all my burgers, except Portabella

burgers

 

Oh, well. Another day. Another disaster.

Tonight, I have Morningstar Lentil and Rice loaf. No

failure there.

Sue

 

 

 

 

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I think I should try all the burgers. I may find one I like. I just wont

add onions, so I can feed them to Duchess and Blue.

Right now, I have 4 bean burgers in my freezer that will probably be tossed.

My bad.

Sue

 

 

----

 

glpveg4life

8/31/2007 8:35:44 PM

 

Re: Kitchen disasters

 

I think my black bean burgers should be in the files, I mashed with my hand

and then mixed in some sauteed onions and garlic and added some egg replacer

ground flax seeds and I thing some oatmeal that I put into my mini chopper

so

it was like flour.

 

I oiled my hands made patties and baked them on a lightly oiled pan.

 

Keep on trying last Sunday's dinner we ate a little bit of but didn't save

what was left and I will never make that again.

 

Gayle

 

 

 

 

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No, you want to lightly mash with a fork. You pureed

the mix no wonder it was a mess. You would have to

add a bunch of breadcrumbs and it would alter the

flavor but might have bulked it up. Watch, the next

batch you make will be perfect.

That's how we learn. I still can't roll grape leaves

like you are supposed to.

Donna

--- Sue <kup wrote:

 

> Aha! I looked carefully at all the comments on

> Allrecipes. And several

> people put the ingredients in their food processor.

> So that's what I did!

> Sounded so easy. And tasted so bad. And I love

> black beans.

> Thanks for the heads up. I will try the recipe

> again.

> I added lots of onions to the mixture, so I couldn't

> give them to the dogs.

> Sue

>

>

> ----

>

> david current

> 8/31/2007 7:08:53 PM

>

> Re: Kitchen disasters

>

> Dear Sue:

> I have also had disasters with my " bean burgers "

> but I don't give up. When they come out bad, I cut

> them into pieces and I place them in the fridge for

> " dog treats " . Isn't that what pets are for? To

> love

> us and eat our disasters?

> I have found that my bean burgers come out like

> mush when I put everything thru the sausage grinder

> or

> put everything into to the food processor. So, what

> I

> have found works for me is to half-way mash the

> beans

> with a fork so there is still some big pieces and to

> dice (small dice but not finely dice? does that make

> sense?) all the other ingrediants. Then dump

> everything into the large bowl and stir to mix. Do

> not mash or over mix cause then it turns out like

> refried beans. I find the burgers turn out so good

> when they have a " little chunky " texture, and you

> can

> taste the different ingedients in the burgers.

> Cheers, David

>

>

>

> Re: Kitchen disasters

> Posted by: " Sue " kup sruger36

> Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:26 pm (PST)

> Donna, I have a LOT of disasters. I try one recipe

> or

> another and then

> throw them away. LOL

> My latest disaster is black bean burgers. They just

> tasted like so much

> mush! As have all my burgers, except Portabella

> burgers

>

> Oh, well. Another day. Another disaster.

> Tonight, I have Morningstar Lentil and Rice loaf. No

> failure there.

> Sue

>

>

>

>

>

___________________________

> ______

> Park yourself in front of a world of choices in

> alternative vehicles. Visit

> the Auto Green Center.

> http://autos./green_center/

>

>

>

>

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Oh,I hear ya on forgetting things in the oven-and then pre-heating the

oven.I start my bean sprouts in the (Cold)oven,and then after a couple of

days,when they are well sprouted I set them out in the sun for a few hours

to finish them off.There have been a few times I have pre-heated the oven to

cook something only to discover some very crispy critters in my oven.I do

use a Pyrex baking dish to grow my sprouts in,and so far it has not

shattered-must be that salt I toss over my shoulder for luck!

Rob

 

 

 

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Donna,

I bet that hurt!!! It reminds me of a scene in " Mrs. Doubtfire " . Didn't

Robin Williams have the same thing happen when he was in his " matronly woman "

costume and quipped, " I've only been a woman for ___minutes and I'm already

having hot flashes! " ? LOL!!

--Laura B., in Illinois (I've had a few embarassing kitchen blunders, too!)

 

Oh by the way I was not laughing at the time it happened.

This is funny now but not at the time, years ago I reached across the

flaming burner and burned my left breast, I had to smash the pan lid on the

burning T-shirt to get the fire stopped,

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Laura it was a Mrs Doubtfire experience lol

Weird thing is, I use very sharp knives and never cut myself. I peel garlic

with a butcher knife.

Donna

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