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HA! Never thought of using that as an excuse! <LOL> The next bank I rob and if I get caught I will tell them it was my soul mate/clone who did it and keep the money for myself of course. Hope you have bail money.

linda

 

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Susan

 

Oh! So the next time I'm talking to myself I have abetter excuse! LOL

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Hi Lynda

 

> HA! Never thought of using that as an excuse! <LOL> The next bank I rob and if I get caught I will

> tell them it was my soul mate/clone who did it and keep the money for myself of course. Hope you

> have bail money.

 

You could always invest in an evil twin... Nikki and I run a small company which builds and supplies them - you'd be surprised at just how popular they can be... I'd just advise against going to St Petersburgh, as there's a rogue one which we haven't been able to track down yet (and, just in case there's any doubt, this is just my crazy humour!)

 

BB

Peter

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Crazy humor...but wait...I was going to take you up on this offer, but guess I will just have to stick with Nikki and Susan. So you make no money today.

linda

"Whatever you do will be insignificant and it is very important that you do it."Mohandas Gandhi

 

linda's Growing Stitchery Projects: womyn47

 

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Peter

Friday, December 09, 2005 10:28 AM

Re: bail money

 

Hi Lynda

 

> HA! Never thought of using that as an excuse! <LOL> The next bank I rob and if I get caught I will

> tell them it was my soul mate/clone who did it and keep the money for myself of course. Hope you

> have bail money.

 

You could always invest in an evil twin... Nikki and I run a small company which builds and supplies them - you'd be surprised at just how popular they can be... I'd just advise against going to St Petersburgh, as there's a rogue one which we haven't been able to track down yet (and, just in case there's any doubt, this is just my crazy humour!)

 

BB

Peter

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Hi Linda

 

> Crazy humor...but wait...I was going to take you up on this offer, but guess I will just have to stick

> with Nikki and Susan. So you make no money today.

 

Ah - but Nikki and I work on this together, so if you're sticking with her, then I do get my share :-)

 

BB

Peter

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Ha! Do not toy with SWMNBN!

 

"Whatever you do will be insignificant and it is very important that you do it."Mohandas Gandhi

 

linda's Growing Stitchery Projects: womyn47

 

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Peter

Friday, December 09, 2005 1:02 PM

Re: bail money

 

Hi Linda

 

> Crazy humor...but wait...I was going to take you up on this offer, but guess I will just have to stick

> with Nikki and Susan. So you make no money today.

 

Ah - but Nikki and I work on this together, so if you're sticking with her, then I do get my share :-)

 

BB

Peter

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Hi Peter,

 

Oh sure! Just go ahead and tell the whole darn world about our evil

plans, blatantly admit the rogue is ours and then think that they

will fall for the " it's just my crazy humour " line.

 

Good going partner!

 

BB

Nikki ;)

 

, " Peter " <metalscarab@g...> wrote:

>

> Hi Lynda

>

> > HA! Never thought of using that as an excuse! <LOL> The next

bank I rob and if I get caught I will

> > tell them it was my soul mate/clone who did it and keep the

money for myself of course. Hope you

> > have bail money.

>

> You could always invest in an evil twin... Nikki and I run a small

company which builds and supplies them - you'd be surprised at just

how popular they can be... I'd just advise against going to St

Petersburgh, as there's a rogue one which we haven't been able to

track down yet (and, just in case there's any doubt, this is just my

crazy humour!)

>

> BB

> Peter

>

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Cray humour, yeah, that darn Peter

heh heh heh

 

*sneaks furtive glances around the room*

 

So, uh, what address would you like the catalog sent to?

And when can you some in? We need a sample of your DNA.

 

Nikki :)

 

, " linda " <lindai81@c...> wrote:

>

> Crazy humor...but wait...I was going to take you up on this offer,

but guess I will just have to stick with Nikki and Susan. So you

make no money today.

> linda

> " Whatever you do will be insignificant and it is very important

that you do it. "

> Mohandas Gandhi

>

> linda's Growing Stitchery Projects: womyn47

> -

> Peter

>

> Friday, December 09, 2005 10:28 AM

> Re: bail money

>

>

> Hi Lynda

>

> > HA! Never thought of using that as an excuse! <LOL> The next

bank I rob and if I get caught I will

> > tell them it was my soul mate/clone who did it and keep the

money for myself of course. Hope you

> > have bail money.

>

> You could always invest in an evil twin... Nikki and I run a

small company which builds and supplies them - you'd be surprised at

just how popular they can be... I'd just advise against going to St

Petersburgh, as there's a rogue one which we haven't been able to

track down yet (and, just in case there's any doubt, this is just my

crazy humour!)

>

> BB

> Peter

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Hi Peter

 

> > Crazy humor...but wait...I was going to take you up on this

offer, but guess I will just have to stick

> > with Nikki and Susan. So you make no money today.

>

> Ah - but Nikki and I work on this together, so if you're sticking

with her, then I do get my share :-)

 

No need worry Peter. I made the proper deposit into your account

already. :)

 

Twas right after I swiped a hair from Linda's brush.

 

Now she can either pay us handsomely or face the wraith of 100 twins!

 

MuHaHaHa

 

BB

Nikki

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Hi Linda,

 

Forgive me, I don't understand this? How is he toying with her and

why the heck won't you give her a name already!

 

Nikki :)

 

, " linda " <lindai81@c...> wrote:

>

> Ha! Do not toy with SWMNBN!

>

> " Whatever you do will be insignificant and it is very important

that you do it. "

> Mohandas Gandhi

>

> linda's Growing Stitchery Projects: womyn47

> -

> Peter

>

> Friday, December 09, 2005 1:02 PM

> Re: bail money

>

>

> Hi Linda

>

> > Crazy humor...but wait...I was going to take you up on this

offer, but guess I will just have to stick

> > with Nikki and Susan. So you make no money today.

>

> Ah - but Nikki and I work on this together, so if you're

sticking with her, then I do get my share :-)

>

> BB

> Peter

>

>

> To send an email to -

 

>

>

>

>

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SWMNBN must NBNed. All power is held within one's name and must not be revealed sayeth the goddess of all. Blessed Peter thinks he can horn in on the money without having earned it at all. But SWMNBN will teach him otherwise....you don't know what "toying" means? Hey, I was just protecting your ass-ets if you reread the below. I guess we have lost Susan now too. wonder where she was from?

linda, who is suffering from deadly garlic breath.

 

 

 

 

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earthstrm

Hi Linda,Forgive me, I don't understand this? How is he toying with her and why the heck won't you give her a name already!Nikki :) , "linda" <lindai81@c...> wrote:>> Ha! Do not toy with SWMNBN!> > - > Peter > > Hi Linda> > > Crazy humor...but wait...I was going to take you up on this offer, but guess I will just have to stick> > with Nikki and Susan. So you make no money today.> > Ah - but Nikki and I work on this together, so if you're sticking with her, then I do get my share :-)

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Tis a cruel and mean world out there and I have been thrown to the wolves. My evil twin times 100...me good twin, me uncloneable, but SWMNBN has sworn that she will take revenge in my name. Found a loose eyeball here today and ate it!!!!!!!!!! Your laugh is chilling to the bone. Bad twin, bad twin. By the way I suffer from bald head syndrome...that hair you took was from the gargoyle in the bathroom.

linda

 

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earthstrm

Hi PeterNo need worry Peter. I made the proper deposit into your account already. :)Twas right after I swiped a hair from Linda's brush.Now she can either pay us handsomely or face the wraith of 100 twins!MuHaHaHaBBNikki

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Yes dear, I know what " toying " means, I was attempting to joke with

you but I guess you did not get it.

 

Thx for trying to protect my assets, but as Peter explained to you

in his post, we are partners. And he has worked far too hard on our

production line, prototypes, finding our rogue amongst other things

for me to ever try to cheat him.

 

We may have our difference in opinion on the correct color of blue

eyes for our Twins, but he is definately allowed his credit due on

his part of the brilliance of our company, production line, as well

as marketing.

 

Nope, I would never cheat a friend. Nor would I allow another to do

so to them.

 

Besides my Goddess worshipping friend, do ye not know the rule of 3?

Surely your SWMNBN has taught you better than that.

 

Nikki

 

, " linda " <lindai81@c...> wrote:

>

> SWMNBN must NBNed. All power is held within one's name and must

not be revealed sayeth the goddess of all. Blessed Peter thinks he

can horn in on the money without having earned it at all. But SWMNBN

will teach him otherwise....you don't know what " toying " means? Hey,

I was just protecting your ass-ets if you reread the below. I guess

we have lost Susan now too. wonder where she was from?

> linda, who is suffering from deadly garlic breath.

>

>

>

>

> -

> earthstrm

>

> Hi Linda,

>

> Forgive me, I don't understand this? How is he toying with her

and

> why the heck won't you give her a name already!

>

> Nikki :)

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Actually I did not physically swipe it. Your SWMNBN grew one atop

your head in my dream journey and brought it to me.

 

Be careful on the revenge that you ask her to take for you. You must

pay a price for it.

 

Nikki

 

, " linda " <lindai81@c...> wrote:

>

> Tis a cruel and mean world out there and I have been thrown to the

wolves. My evil twin times 100...me good twin, me uncloneable, but

SWMNBN has sworn that she will take revenge in my name. Found a

loose eyeball here today and ate it!!!!!!!!!! Your laugh is chilling

to the bone. Bad twin, bad twin. By the way I suffer from bald head

syndrome...that hair you took was from the gargoyle in the bathroom.

> linda

> -

> earthstrm

>

> Hi Peter

>

>

> No need worry Peter. I made the proper deposit into your account

> already. :)

>

> Twas right after I swiped a hair from Linda's brush.

>

> Now she can either pay us handsomely or face the wraith of 100

twins!

>

> MuHaHaHa

>

> BB

> Nikki

>

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Hi Nikki

 

> Oh sure! Just go ahead and tell the whole darn world about our evil

> plans, blatantly admit the rogue is ours and then think that they

> will fall for the " it's just my crazy humour " line.

> Good going partner!

 

Hey - I take offense to that... you seem to be casting aspurtions about my

handiwork in the evil twin making department... I haven't said *whose* evil

twin it is, so it's all very easily deniable.... if anything else happens,

we just claim its the original like we did before... although, of course,

that *was* the original... wasn't it?

 

BB

Peter

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I'm not dead yet! I'm still paddling through all the

messages. It's really hard to shop and read mail at

the same time (except for maybe virtual shopping).

I'm from the Seattle/Tacoma area of Washington state.

 

 

--- linda <lindai81 wrote:

 

I guess we have

> lost Susan now too. wonder where she was from?

>

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hi Nikki

 

> NOT ON LIST!!! NOT ON LIST!!!

> You are giving too much away!

> Geesh, meet me in the board room!

 

Good grief.... you really are over-reacting... everything is fully

deniable - I know, because I have a habit of denying everything....

 

BB

Peter

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Alright Charlie Brown, but don't say that I did not warn you! :)

 

And yes, your denials are becoming very apparent to me. ;)

 

BB

Nikki

 

, " Peter " <metalscarab@g...> wrote:

>

> Hi Nikki

>

> > NOT ON LIST!!! NOT ON LIST!!!

> > You are giving too much away!

> > Geesh, meet me in the board room!

>

> Good grief.... you really are over-reacting... everything is fully

> deniable - I know, because I have a habit of denying everything....

>

> BB

> Peter

>

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