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Why? Because I blinked?

Am I not allowed to blink?

I see no rules stating that blinking is not allowed!

 

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Nikki

 

 

, fraggle <EBbrewpunx wrote:

>

> YES!!!!

> GAME OVER!!!

> i win i win!!!

>

> loonies.....candian currency.....

> the one dollar coin in canada......

>

>

> >nikki_mackovitch <earthstorm

> >Apr 26, 2006 7:13 PM

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> > Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones

amongst us

> >

> >*blink*

> >what?

> >

> >Nikki

> >

> >

> > , fraggle <EBbrewpunx@> wrote:

> >>

> >> sooooo..canadian currency is legal tender in the UK and

illinois?

> >>

> >>

> >> >nikki_mackovitch <earthstorm@>

> >> >Apr 26, 2006 6:36 PM

> >> >

> >> > Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones

> >amongst us

> >> >

> >> >>> >We want an originally looney, you'll fit in just fine. :)

> >> >> Well, we take loonies as well - but twins can be ever so

> >> >useful... :-)

> >> >

> >> >:)

> >> >

> >> >We don't take twins, we make twins!

> >> >

> >> >BB

> >> >Nikki

> >> >

> >> >

> >>

> >> You can bomb the world to pieces

> >> You can't bomb it into peace

> >>

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >To send an email to -

 

> >

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Hi Peter

 

>> > > > I don't, I call myself a Commercial Account Manager

>> > > Ah - the old fancy title motiff :-)

>> > Old possibly, fancy is doubtful though :)

>> Hey - presumably if you sold clothing, you could have a CAM

belt ;-)

 

One could only wish for such rewards ;)

 

 

>> > > > And I am doing a fine job thank you

>> > > You were until that crack about not wanting a twin!

>>I don't want a twin!

>> That's beside the point.... we don't want our customers knowing

that....

 

We don't want them having twins either!

Only Evil Twins!!!

 

 

>> > > I see - very good, although I think you should let me know of

these

>> > Did you not get the memo?

>> > My *new* mailroom sent it to you at the grand opening :)

> Hey - I didn't think the grand opening had happened yet.... does

that mean I

> missed the party?

 

Did you not get the invitation?

 

 

>> >Why thank you, see I can sell :)

>> >Perhaps you should pay me more now...

>> Since when did I have anything to do with your salary?

 

Since you became CEO & CFO :)

 

BB

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Hi Nikki

 

>> Hey - presumably if you sold clothing, you could have a CAM

>>belt ;-)

>One could only wish for such rewards ;)

 

Really? Why so?

 

>> That's beside the point.... we don't want our customers knowing that....> We don't want them having twins either!

> Only Evil Twins!!!

 

I would have thought we could have used the fact that they have twins as a selling point... " not satisfied with your current twin? Then get an Evil Twin " :-)

 

> > Hey - I didn't think the grand opening had happened yet.... does that mean I> > missed the party?> Did you not get the invitation?

 

Nope - never arrived. We'll just have to have another party...>> Since when did I have anything to do with your salary?>Since you became CEO & CFO :)

 

It's all a lie - I've never had such titles - they're way too short :-)

 

BB

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yes because i'm ooooooooooooooooh so quiet in this group

thats me...church mouse fraggle

*nods*

:)

 

 

>nikki_mackovitch <earthstorm

>Apr 26, 2006 4:29 PM

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> Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us

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>LOL - Joining in is not interrupting :)

>We welcome it

>

>Nikki

>

 

 

You can bomb the world to pieces

You can't bomb it into peace

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Dangermouse and Duckula? Surely you jest? The Valley Vegan................. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.jo <jo.heartwork wrote: Hi FraggleDangermouse and Duckula are best. Strictly speaking Wallace and Gromitaren't cartoons :-)Jo-"fraggle" Wednesday, April 26, 2006 10:52 PMRe: Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us> *shudder*> i can just imagine the cartoons from the BBC> *images of stick scribblings on the back of pub coasters">> *runs before he gets clobbered*>> yes yes..i know i know...wallace and grommit and all that...yeah

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A pleasant phu...............woah, a pheasant plucker. The Valley Vegan..............fraggle <EBbrewpunx wrote: i guess that would depend on the type of pheasant i would imagine....a golden pheasant couldn't sneak up on a blind person....the glare off their plumage can be seen 3 counties over>jo >Apr 26, 2006 6:26 PM> >Re: Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us>>Not like pheasants then :-)>>Jo>>- >"fraggle" >>Wednesday, April 26, 2006 10:25 PM>Re:

Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us>>>> please..have you ever seen a chicken sneak after anything?>> they strut and cluck the entire way everywhere....>>>>>To send an email to - >

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Oh no - I'm serious. They are my favourite cartoons :-)

 

Jo

 

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 7:54 PM

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Dangermouse and Duckula?

Surely you jest?

 

The Valley Vegan.................

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.

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Hi Peter

 

> >> Hey - presumably if you sold clothing, you could have a CAM

> >>belt ;-)

> >One could only wish for such rewards ;)

> Really? Why so?

 

It would be nice to receive some sort of reward :)

 

 

> >> That's beside the point.... we don't want our customers knowing

that....

> > We don't want them having twins either!

> > Only Evil Twins!!!

> I would have thought we could have used the fact that they have

twins as a

> selling point... " not satisfied with your current twin? Then get

an Evil

> Twin " :-)

 

Oh I do like that if it were the case, but what if they spent all

they have on the first twin?

 

 

> > > Hey - I didn't think the grand opening had happened yet....

does that

> mean I

> > > missed the party?

> > Did you not get the invitation?

> Nope - never arrived. We'll just have to have another party...

 

Sounds good - you can plan this one since I handled the last one :)

 

 

> >> Since when did I have anything to do with your salary?

> >Since you became CEO & CFO :)

> It's all a lie - I've never had such titles - they're way too

short :-)

 

LOL - they are abbreviated

 

BB

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Hi Nikki

 

> > >One could only wish for such rewards ;)

> > Really? Why so?

> It would be nice to receive some sort of reward :)

 

Even if it was a cam belt? That just sounds desperate!!! :-)

 

> > selling point... " not satisfied with your current twin? Then get an Evil

> > Twin " :-)

> Oh I do like that if it were the case, but what if they spent all

> they have on the first twin?

 

Then they're not going to be any good to us as customers anyway.... unless

you're suggesting some sort of trade-in deal...

 

> > > Did you not get the invitation?

> > Nope - never arrived. We'll just have to have another party...

> Sounds good - you can plan this one since I handled the last one :)

 

OK - leave it with me...

 

> > >Since you became CEO & CFO :)

> > It's all a lie - I've never had such titles - they're way too

> > short :-)

> LOL - they are abbreviated

 

What are the longer versions?

 

BB

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What cute name!

 

You should meet " Bouncing Tigger Fraggle " . He's around here

somewhere. Perhaps check by the cookies or the bowl of fresh fruit.

 

If you cannot find him there, he's buy the beer section. :)

 

Nikki

 

 

, fraggle <EBbrewpunx wrote:

>

> yes because i'm ooooooooooooooooh so quiet in this group

> thats me...church mouse fraggle

> *nods*

> :)

>

>

> >nikki_mackovitch <earthstorm

> >Apr 26, 2006 4:29 PM

> >

> > Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones

amongst us

> >

> >LOL - Joining in is not interrupting :)

> >We welcome it

> >

> >Nikki

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i think Jo took the cookies.............

 

 

>nikki_mackovitch <earthstorm

>Apr 27, 2006 3:51 PM

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> Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us

>

>What cute name!

>

>You should meet " Bouncing Tigger Fraggle " . He's around here

>somewhere. Perhaps check by the cookies or the bowl of fresh fruit.

>

>If you cannot find him there, he's buy the beer section. :)

>

>Nikki

>

>

> , fraggle <EBbrewpunx wrote:

>>

>> yes because i'm ooooooooooooooooh so quiet in this group

>> thats me...church mouse fraggle

>> *nods*

>> :)

>>

>>

>> >nikki_mackovitch <earthstorm

>> >Apr 26, 2006 4:29 PM

>> >

>> > Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones

>amongst us

>> >

>> >LOL - Joining in is not interrupting :)

>> >We welcome it

>> >

>> >Nikki

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>To send an email to -

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Hi Peter

 

> > > >One could only wish for such rewards ;)

> > > Really? Why so?

> > It would be nice to receive some sort of reward :)

> Even if it was a cam belt? That just sounds desperate!!! :-)

 

And?

 

> > > selling point... " not satisfied with your current twin? Then

get an Evil

> > > Twin " :-)

> > Oh I do like that if it were the case, but what if they spent all

> > they have on the first twin?

> Then they're not going to be any good to us as customers

anyway.... unless

> you're suggesting some sort of trade-in deal...

 

No, I say ours are the only twins that they ever buy!

 

> > > > Did you not get the invitation?

> > > Nope - never arrived. We'll just have to have another party...

> > Sounds good - you can plan this one since I handled the last

one :)

> OK - leave it with me...

 

I cannot leave it with you. The mailroom is much too large to move!

 

 

> > > >Since you became CEO & CFO :)

> > > It's all a lie - I've never had such titles - they're way too

> > > short :-)

> > LOL - they are abbreviated

> What are the longer versions?

 

Well they are your titles, surely you must know. :)

 

BB

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I left a few behind the television if you want some.

 

Jo

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" fraggle " <EBbrewpunx

 

Friday, April 28, 2006 12:01 AM

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> i think Jo took the cookies.............

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Hi Nikki

 

>> Even if it was a cam belt? That just sounds desperate!!! :-)

>And?

 

Just saying...

 

>> Then they're not going to be any good to us as customers anyway.... unless>> you're suggesting some sort of trade-in deal...>No, I say ours are the only twins that they ever buy!

 

But surely you don't want to exclude people who are disatisfied with their current twins from buying ours?

 

> > > Sounds good - you can plan this one since I handled the last one :)> > OK - leave it with me...

> I cannot leave it with you. The mailroom is much too large to move!

 

That's true - I'll just have to organise things without knowing the layout :-)

 

> > > LOL - they are abbreviated> > What are the longer versions?> Well they are your titles, surely you must know. :)

 

Well I didn't create them, and I haven't seen any R73 forms (Request for creation of title priveledges) come in for me to sign, so I think someone has made them up without official authorisation.

 

BB

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Hi Jo / Nikki / Fraggle

 

> I left a few behind the television if you want some.

 

Good grief - what is it with you people and your cookies? Behind the sofa, behind the TV. Does no-one keep their cookies in a cupboard any more????

 

BB

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Hi Peter

 

Well .... there's so many people after cookies we have to hide them somewhere unusual. I tried under the mattress, but for some reason that just didn't work :-)

 

BBJo

 

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Friday, April 28, 2006 10:03 AM

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Hi Jo / Nikki / Fraggle

 

> I left a few behind the television if you want some.

 

Good grief - what is it with you people and your cookies? Behind the sofa, behind the TV. Does no-one keep their cookies in a cupboard any more????

 

BB

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Hi Peter

 

> >> Even if it was a cam belt? That just sounds desperate!!! :-)

> >And?

> Just saying...

 

Ok then

 

> >> Then they're not going to be any good to us as customers

anyway....

> unless

> >> you're suggesting some sort of trade-in deal...

> >No, I say ours are the only twins that they ever buy!

> But surely you don't want to exclude people who are disatisfied

with their

> current twins from buying ours?

 

Absolutely not. But I still hope they have no previous twins.

 

 

> > > > Sounds good - you can plan this one since I handled the last

one :)

> > > OK - leave it with me...

> > I cannot leave it with you. The mailroom is much too large to

move!

> That's true - I'll just have to organise things without knowing

the layout

> :-)

 

Or you could ask for me to send the layout to you.

 

> > > > LOL - they are abbreviated

> > > What are the longer versions?

> > Well they are your titles, surely you must know. :)

> Well I didn't create them, and I haven't seen any R73 forms

(Request for

> creation of title priveledges) come in for me to sign, so I think

someone

> has made them up without official authorisation.

 

 

Ah, but you are forgetting that if you have a title with 7 or more

words in it (as I have many that you have sent me) you need not fill

out the forms.

 

BB

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Hi Peter

 

> > I left a few behind the television if you want some.

> Good grief - what is it with you people and your cookies? Behind the

sofa,

> behind the TV. Does no-one keep their cookies in a cupboard any

more????

 

 

They are too easy to find there Charlie Brown ;)

 

BB

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Hi Nikki

 

>> behind the TV. Does no-one keep their cookies in a cupboard any

>>more????

>They are too easy to find there Charlie Brown ;)

 

When did Charlie Brown join the list?

 

BB

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Hi Nikki

 

>> But surely you don't want to exclude people who are disatisfied with their>> current twins from buying ours?>Absolutely not. But I still hope they have no previous twins.

I really don't think it should matter - our twins are clearly of superior quality :-)

 

>> That's true - I'll just have to organise things without knowing the layout>Or you could ask for me to send the layout to you.

 

Nah - it'll be more fun without any knowledge :-)

 

>> creation of title priveledges) come in for me to sign, so I think someone>> has made them up without official authorisation.

>Ah, but you are forgetting that if you have a title with 7 or more

>words in it (as I have many that you have sent me) you need not fill

>out the forms.

 

Aha - but since there are only two of us with 7 or more word titles, and I know I didn't create these new titles, I now know that it was you who created them... so, what do they stand for?

 

BB

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Hi Peter

 

> >> behind the TV. Does no-one keep their cookies in a cupboard any

> >>more????

> >They are too easy to find there Charlie Brown ;)

> When did Charlie Brown join the list?

 

 

As soon as you said " Good Grief " ;)

 

BB

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Hi Peter

 

> >> But surely you don't want to exclude people who are disatisfied

with

> their

> >> current twins from buying ours?

> >Absolutely not. But I still hope they have no previous twins.

> I really don't think it should matter - our twins are clearly of

superior

> quality :-)

 

Quite true, but then again having one bad twin can sour you from

ever buying another

 

 

> >> That's true - I'll just have to organise things without knowing

the

> layout

> >Or you could ask for me to send the layout to you.

> Nah - it'll be more fun without any knowledge :-)

 

Sounds good! Just be careful to plan around the traps. :)

 

 

> >> creation of title priveledges) come in for me to sign, so I

think someone

> >> has made them up without official authorisation.

> >Ah, but you are forgetting that if you have a title with 7 or more

> >words in it (as I have many that you have sent me) you need not

fill

> >out the forms.

> Aha - but since there are only two of us with 7 or more word

titles, and I

> know I didn't create these new titles, I now know that it was you

who

> created them... so, what do they stand for?

 

 

I never created them! They came on the official paperwork that your

mailroom sent to my mailroom.

 

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Hi Nikki

 

> > I really don't think it should matter - our twins are clearly of

superior

> > quality :-)

> Quite true, but then again having one bad twin can sour you from

> ever buying another

 

In which case we should use that in our advertising :-)

 

> > Nah - it'll be more fun without any knowledge :-)

> Sounds good! Just be careful to plan around the traps. :)

 

Oh that's it, just spoil all my fun :-(

 

> I never created them! They came on the official paperwork that your

> mailroom sent to my mailroom.

 

I think something dodgy is going on in one of the mailrooms, in that case...

was the paperwork in the correct code?

 

BB

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Hi Nikki

 

> > >They are too easy to find there Charlie Brown ;)

> > When did Charlie Brown join the list?

> As soon as you said " Good Grief " ;)

 

And just how did he know I'd said " good grief " ? ;-)

 

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Hi Peter

 

> > > >They are too easy to find there Charlie Brown ;)

> > > When did Charlie Brown join the list?

> > As soon as you said " Good Grief " ;)

> And just how did he know I'd said " good grief " ? ;-)

 

 

Perhaps he is spying on you

 

BB

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