Guest guest Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 i have done almost everything i wanted to do in my life except become a comedienne and a millionaire... no need to send $s but i'd love to hear any more good vegan, vege jokes... love 'em... peace colin Two sheep in a field, one says 'Baa', the other says, 'I was going to say that!' - peter hurd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 for peter and Jo How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ? 2 Billion...To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them. Exterminate..Exterminate!! Colin Sky Apr 17, 2006 3:45 PM Any more cool jokes... ? i have done almost everything i wanted to do in my life except become a comedienne and a millionaire... no need to send $s but i'd love to hear any more good vegan, vege jokes... love 'em... peace colin Two sheep in a field, one says 'Baa', the other says, 'I was going to say that!' - peter hurd To send an email to - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 why did the tofurky cross the road? to prove it wasn't chicken personally..the parrot in the freezer one makes me laugh beer out of my nose..but i think it was posted here recently... Colin Sky Apr 17, 2006 3:45 PM Any more cool jokes... ? i have done almost everything i wanted to do in my life except become a comedienne and a millionaire... no need to send $s but i'd love to hear any more good vegan, vege jokes... love 'em... peace colin Two sheep in a field, one says 'Baa', the other says, 'I was going to say that!' - peter hurd To send an email to - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 yeah the parrot in the freezer is a cool joke... pun... ha ha 2 your one too... ;-) - fraggle Tuesday, April 18, 2006 11:28 AM Re: Any more cool jokes... ? why did the tofurky cross the road? to prove it wasn't chicken personally..the parrot in the freezer one makes me laugh beer out of my nose..but i think it was posted here recently... Colin Sky Apr 17, 2006 3:45 PM Any more cool jokes... ? i have done almost everything i wanted to do in my life except become a comedienne and a millionaire... no need to send $s but i'd love to hear any more good vegan, vege jokes... love 'em... peace colin Two sheep in a field, one says 'Baa', the other says, 'I was going to say that!' - peter hurd To send an email to - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Why do you want to be a comedienne? Jo , " Colin Sky " <colinsky wrote: > > i have done almost everything i wanted to do in my life except become a comedienne and a millionaire... > > no need to send $s but i'd love to hear any more good vegan, vege jokes... love 'em... > > peace > > colin > > Two sheep in a field, one says 'Baa', the other says, 'I was going to say that!' > - > peter hurd > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 LOL - that's about right :-) Jo Fraggle wrote: for peter and Jo How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ? 2 Billion...To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them. Exterminate..Exterminate!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Hi Fraggle > How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ? > 2 Billion...To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them. >Exterminate..Exterminate!! Now come on - everyone knows that there were only four daleks, and they just went round in a circle to confuse everyone into thinking there were more ;-) BB Peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Nope, it wouldn't work. They exterminate so quickly no one would be left to climb the ladder. Besides, they levitate now so they can do it themselves. NEXT! Nikki fraggle <EBbrewpunx Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:26 pm Re: Any more cool jokes... ? ebbrewpunx for peter and Jo How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ? 2 Billion...To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them. Exterminate..Exterminate!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 for a laugh. i only wanna do peace and vege jokes though... when i give head it is most likely brocolli or cauli... not really keen on smut as sex is quiet sacred... where do i kneel? i wanna laugh at myself, otherwise i might cry...and that's okay too. in reality i am far too busy to be that funny... peace colin - heartwerk Tuesday, April 18, 2006 6:31 PM Re: Any more cool jokes... ? Why do you want to be a comedienne?Jo , "Colin Sky" <colinsky wrote:>> i have done almost everything i wanted to do in my life except become a comedienne and a millionaire...> > no need to send $s but i'd love to hear any more good vegan, vege jokes... love 'em...> > peace> > colin> > Two sheep in a field, one says 'Baa', the other says, 'I was going to say that!'> - > peter hurd> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Dont give up the day job! The Valley Vegan.............Colin Sky <colinsky wrote: for a laugh. i only wanna do peace and vege jokes though... when i give head it is most likely brocolli or cauli... not really keen on smut as sex is quiet sacred... where do i kneel? i wanna laugh at myself, otherwise i might cry...and that's okay too. in reality i am far too busy to be that funny... peace colin - heartwerk Tuesday, April 18, 2006 6:31 PM Re: Any more cool jokes... ? Why do you want to be a comedienne?Jo , "Colin Sky" <colinsky wrote:>> i have done almost everything i wanted to do in my life except become a comedienne and a millionaire...> > no need to send $s but i'd love to hear any more good vegan, vege jokes... love 'em...> > peace> > colin> > Two sheep in a field, one says 'Baa', the other says, 'I was going to say that!'> - > peter hurd>Peter H Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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