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I just had to throw in one of my many stories about living in the South (not

that all places are like this, but my city is) and being one of the few

vegetarians.

A local magazine reviews restaurants from different perspectives, one being

" vegetarian " with the slogan " I won't eat anything that moves unless it's in a

strong breeze. " The last edition of the magazine recommended the Crawfish

Etouffee with shrimp sauce for the vegetarian!

I've also had people at restaurants tell me that I can eat chicken after I

explain that I'm vegetarian and don't eat meat.

What part of the chicken is not meat?

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Another time, at a restaurant after my explaining that i am vegetarian and

inquiring whether the sauce contained meat I was told:

Yes, Miss, but You wont notice it as it is blended :D

 

--- On Tue, 6/24/08, Natalie Mault <applenabby wrote:

Natalie Mault <applenabby

Re:OT Humorous challenges

 

Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 4:40 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just had to throw in one of my many stories about living in the

South (not that all places are like this, but my city is) and being one of the

few vegetarians.

 

A local magazine reviews restaurants from different perspectives, one being

" vegetarian " with the slogan " I won't eat anything that moves unless it's in a

strong breeze. " The last edition of the magazine recommended the Crawfish

Etouffee with shrimp sauce for the vegetarian!

 

I've also had people at restaurants tell me that I can eat chicken after I

explain that I'm vegetarian and don't eat meat.

 

What part of the chicken is not meat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What a hoot, Natalie! Someone offered to take pepperoni off my pizza

the other day because I'm vegetarian. I'm afraid my screech

was...unattractive to say the least.

 

And I'll never forget someone offering me chicken fried steak, and when

I said I didn't eat meat, they said... " It's not meat. It's chicken. "

Hahahahha!!

 

Bess McBride

www.bessmcbride.com

www.rvromance.com

 

, Natalie Mault <applenabby

wrote:

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> I just had to throw in one of my many stories about living in the

South (not that all places are like this, but my city is) and being one

of the few vegetarians.

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Bess,

My name is Tym, i'm new here, but i wanted to say that i have had many

of the same situations. The one that pops in my mind is that once i

was visiting my mother who lives with my grandmother, my grandmother

asks if i'd like something to eat, now mind you they know full about

what i eat and what i don't...and i say sure, what do you have? She

says, i have this great soup, here let me heat some up for you, and

proceeds to throw it in the microwave! I say " nana, you know i don't

eat food from the microwave... " and she says " no grandson of mine is

going to eat cold soup! " Now she's about five feet tall but will kick

my butt! So i just go along, whatever right? Good cleaning living with

eliminate the radiation. So then i have a bit of my warm soup, and say

" um, there is something in here... " both nod, and i say " is there Beef

in this soup? " My mother very quickly replies " on no dear, just in the

broth... " It was one of those moments when you are totally amused and

totally repulsed at the same exact moment! Anyhow, it got me out of

eating radiated soup, so i had that going for me.

Cheers, Tym

 

" bessmcbride " <bessmcbride wrote:

>

> What a hoot, Natalie! Someone offered to take pepperoni off my pizza

> the other day because I'm vegetarian. I'm afraid my screech

> was...unattractive to say the least.

>

> And I'll never forget someone offering me chicken fried steak, and when

> I said I didn't eat meat, they said... " It's not meat. It's chicken. "

> Hahahahha!!

>

> Bess McBride

> www.bessmcbride.com

> www.rvromance.com

>

> , Natalie Mault <applenabby@>

> wrote:

> >

> > I just had to throw in one of my many stories about living in the

> South (not that all places are like this, but my city is) and being one

> of the few vegetarians.

>

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Hey Tym,

 

Gotta love the relatives who love you. I've had lots of accidents

with the broth thing. Amazing folks have to put animal fat juice in

EVERYTHING, isn't it?

 

Thanks for your story.

 

Bess McBride

www.bessmcbride.com

www.rvromance.com

 

, " miracles28 " <tymothys

wrote:

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> Bess,

> My name is Tym, i'm new here, but i wanted to say that i have had

many

> of the same situations. The one that pops in my mind is that once i

> was visiting my mother who lives with my grandmother, my grandmother

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