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Hey Fraggle

if you would care to complete this El Supremo Grande

Eligibility Questionaire I shall give it the due care

and notice it deserves and you may be in for a chance

of ruling the world (but I cant promise anything -

nepotism, is rife, dont'ya know)

 

 

1. What experience do you have of ruling the world?

 

2. Any other pertinent experience of world rulership?

for example - ruling one of the smaller constellations

or maybe a parallel universe etc.

 

3. What is your current position?

 

4. What character traits can you bring to this job?

(megalomania is assumed)

 

5. Will you be ruling in a dictatorial or a despotic

fashion?

 

6. Are you a peoples person?

 

7. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

 

8. What title would you like to be known by?

 

('..el supremo grande escalante mucho bueno

supercalifragilistic.....' - may be a little too long)

 

 

9. Any other information which would help in your

application as El Supremo Leadero?

 

10. Hobbies

 

11. References (God is not allowed)

 

 

<All applications treated in the strictest confidence)

 

 

 

 

 

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joeann cantillon <goosy_gander wrote:

 

>Hey Fraggle

>if you would care to complete this El Supremo Grande

>Eligibility Questionaire I shall give it the due care

>and notice it deserves and you may be in for a chance

>of ruling the world (but I cant promise anything -

>nepotism, is rife, dont'ya know)

>

>

>1. What experience do you have of ruling the world?

 

i can brew beer....i have ten fingers and ten toes....i have dyed my hair

innumerable colors.....ummm..i have read LOTR many times...and, i sing in the

shower..off key of course..oh yes, and i skip hop play and jump....

 

>

>2. Any other pertinent experience of world rulership?

>for example - ruling one of the smaller constellations

>or maybe a parallel universe etc.

i was in charge of the tides, and changing the colors of leaves...

 

>3. What is your current position?

 

i like many positions...missionary, etc

>4. What character traits can you bring to this job?

>(megalomania is assumed)

besides megalomania?

i can read at more then a 5th grade level, cats and dogs like me, and will get

everyone drunk on my ascendance..(teatottlers will get a choice of tea, organic

coffee, soy milk or another beverage)

>5. Will you be ruling in a dictatorial or a despotic

>fashion?

i'll ad lib

>6. Are you a peoples person?

no, i'm a fraggle

>

>7. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

expanding my empire to include the nearest planets, planetesimals, asteroids,

moons and space debris..either that, or drinking somewhere

 

>8. What title would you like to be known by?

>

>('..el supremo grande escalante mucho bueno

>supercalifragilistic.....' - may be a little too long)

oh please...ok..only on formal occassions will i drag that one out..

el magnifico will do fine

>9. Any other information which would help in your

>application as El Supremo Leadero?

my nose is cold

>10. Hobbies

beer...hiking..cooking..beer..travel...playing with small furry

things..beer..frolicing..going to shows..beer..plotting world domintion

>11. References (God is not allowed)

on request

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><All applications treated in the strictest confidence)

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>Everything you'll ever need on one web page

>from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts

>http://uk.my.

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>i was in charge of the tides, and changing the colors of leaves... Hey, so you're responsible for that ..... excellent ... you've got the job.

Joeann

PS. I bet you also ensure the sun rises every morning.

 

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Hi Fraggle

 

> >4. What character traits can you bring to this job?

> >(megalomania is assumed)

> besides megalomania?

> i can read at more then a 5th grade level

 

Sorry, you're over qualified! With qualifications that high, you'd be hard

pressed to become President of America, let alone universal dictator! :-)

 

BB

Peter

 

 

 

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thats it..no holiday cards for you

*puts peter on his list*

anyone else??

 

 

 

 

 

" Peter " <Snowbow wrote:

 

>Hi Fraggle

>

>> >4. What character traits can you bring to this job?

>> >(megalomania is assumed)

>> besides megalomania?

>> i can read at more then a 5th grade level

>

>Sorry, you're over qualified! With qualifications that high, you'd be hard

>pressed to become President of America, let alone universal dictator! :-)

>

>BB

>Peter

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whoohoo!

 

do i have to buy my own silly hat and cape, or does it come with the position?

 

 

 

joeann cantillon <goosy_gander wrote:

 

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>>i was in charge of the tides, and changing the colors of leaves...

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>Hey, so you're responsible for that ..... excellent ... you've got the job.

>

>

>Joeann

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>PS. I bet you also ensure the sun rises every morning.

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, EBbrewpunx@c... wrote:

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> whoohoo!

>

> do i have to buy my own silly hat and cape, or does it come with

the position?

 

well,you already have one of those nifty Tinfoil hats....

 

Chris X

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