Some people are not allowed to attend the Vegan Valentine's Bash.

[Guest guest]

Sorry.  I know it should be open to everyone—but it’s

not.  I’m getting a ton of questions privately so I’ll answer

them all here:

1.      

 Yes, some tickets are still available!  The

party is Friday 2/12 and you can purchase tickets here:  http://www.veganhealth.org/vday

 2.      

Yes, there is a match.  Two awesome local donors

will match up to $6,000 raised at the party.  So if you buy $10 worth of

raffle tickets for a Millennium gift certificate, Vegan Outreach will get $20! 

Yes, that is awesome.

3.      

Yes, there is a dress code:  Fabulous.  I am

still torn between my tuxedo and a dress.  Hitting Goodwill this weekend.  There

will be people getting down in evening gowns and suits, in jeans and animal

rights t-shirts, and in strange pink fluffy body stockings.  Wear what *you*

think is great, and what you can dance in!

 4.      

Yes, it’s true, Brian Grupe MC’d the speed

dating at World Veg Day and he’s doing it again at the Vegan Valentine’s

Bash!  And yes, it’s true, Brian himself is single and up for

auction, along with the most excellent Shani Campbell! J  You can win a date with one of them, or make them

leaflet.  I plan to bid on Brian and if I win, I will make him leaflet for

2 hours and then I’ll take the credit for it.  If you think that’s

wrong, please send your feedback to:  iloveflacosveganmexicanfood

 5.      

And the most popular questions of all…who is

welcome at the  Vegan Valentine’s Dance??

a.       SINGLES: 

Oh, yes.  Speed dating, other singles, romantic setting, booty-shaking.

b.      COUPLES: 

Oh, yes.  Dancing, romantic setting, booty-shaking.

c.       Anyone

who is gay, straight, trans, bi, queer, or lesbian should is allowed to attend.

d.      JERKS: 

Not allowed.  Sorry, but you will be turned away at the door.

e.      Whiners,

scumbags, people who make nasty and stupid comments about animal rights, anyone

from Alaska named “Palin:”  Not allowed.  We will have

bouncers. 

f.       

Person from Alaska named “Palin:” 

Actually we might let you in.  What better way to expand your horizons?

g.       People

who dance and people who hate dancing are allowed to attend.

h.      People

who are vegan, veg, veg-friendly, veg-curious, veg-supportive:  Allowed in

FOR SURE.

i.        

People who really like free wine and beer:  Yep.

j.       

People who really like delicious and free vegan

food:  See you there.

 

OK then!  One more thing—last but definitely not

least—if you buy your v-day ticket before this Saturday night (2/6), you

get 2 free raffle tickets!  Not sure why that’s exciting?  Dude. 

CHECK OUT THE RAFFLE PRIZES.  Now.  Right here:  http://www.veganhealth.org/vday

 See you on the 12th!

 Love and aphrodisiacs,

Alex