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She crushed up some graham

 

On Thursday, May 22, 2003, at 03:23 AM,

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>>> I know a lady from Guatemala

>>> who liked to eat gahram mahsala

>>>

Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct

all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing,

of saying to someone " Are you married? " and hearing " My wife left me this

morning, " or saying, uh, " Do you have children? " and being told they all

burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we'll all terrified of

embarrassment. That's why we're so... dead.

 

John Cleese in

A Fish Called Wanda

written by Michael Palin

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*lol* No, no, no... garham, not graham crackers.

 

How about:

 

I know a lady from Guatemala,

who liked to eat gahram mahsala.

With her mortar and pestle,

Like a fiend she did wrestle,

 

Then I get stuck... :)

Help! *lol*

 

 

, The Stewarts <stews9@c...>

wrote:

> She crushed up some graham

>

> On Thursday, May 22, 2003, at 03:23 AM,

 

> wrote:

>

> >>> I know a lady from Guatemala

> >>> who liked to eat gahram mahsala

> >>>

> Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so

correct

> all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong

thing,

> of saying to someone " Are you married? " and hearing " My wife left

me

this

> morning, " or saying, uh, " Do you have children? " and being told

they all

> burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we'll all terrified

of

> embarrassment. That's why we're so... dead.

>

> John Cleese in

> A Fish Called Wanda

> written by Michael Palin

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, " Feral "

<terebinthus> wrote:

> *lol* No, no, no... garham, not graham crackers.

>

> How about:

>

> I know a lady from Guatemala,

> who liked to eat gahram mahsala.

> With her mortar and pestle,

> Like a fiend she did wrestle,

> she got bitten by a dumbfounded chuckwalla

>

 

> I have no clue where that came from but it did guess she almost

> stepped on the poor critters tail and he bit her. dont even know

> if they have chuckwallas down in guatamala or gahram masala for

> for that matter stay cool Dave

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" > I know a lady from Guatemala,

> who liked to eat gahram mahsala.

> With her mortar and pestle,

> Like a fiend she did wrestle,

> she got bitten by a dumbfounded chuckwalla

>

 

> I have no clue where that came from but it did guess she almost

> stepped on the poor critters tail and he bit her. dont even know

> if they have chuckwallas down in guatamala or gahram masala for

> for that matter stay cool Dave "

 

LMAO!

 

S.

 

 

 

 

 

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live on nothing but food and

water.

- W.C. Fields

 

 

 

 

 

----Original Message Follows----

" Dave " <2davidm

 

 

Re: Third Line

Fri, 23 May 2003 23:43:44 -0000

 

, " Feral "

<terebinthus> wrote:

> *lol* No, no, no... garham, not graham crackers.

>

> How about:

>

> I know a lady from Guatemala,

> who liked to eat gahram mahsala.

> With her mortar and pestle,

> Like a fiend she did wrestle,

> she got bitten by a dumbfounded chuckwalla

>

 

> I have no clue where that came from but it did guess she almost

> stepped on the poor critters tail and he bit her. dont even know

> if they have chuckwallas down in guatamala or gahram masala for

> for that matter stay cool Dave

 

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LOL. What is a chuckwalla? Is it sort of like a

chupacabra?

 

~ PT ~

 

For what is a poem but a hazardous attempt at

self-understanding: it is the deepest part of autobiography.

~Robert Penn Warren, novelist and poet (1905-1989)

~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~~~~>

, " Dave " <2davidm@g...>

wrote:

 

> > I know a lady from Guatemala,

> > who liked to eat gahram mahsala.

> > With her mortar and pestle,

> > Like a fiend she did wrestle,

> > she got bitten by a dumbfounded chuckwalla

> >

>

> > I have no clue where that came from but it did guess she almost

> > stepped on the poor critters tail and he bit her. dont even know

> > if they have chuckwallas down in guatamala or gahram masala for

> > for that matter stay cool Dave

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