Guest guest Posted May 31, 2003 Report Share Posted May 31, 2003 , " Pixx " <lists@p...> wrote: > I had a professor in college that didn't like milk. She claimed she > used *beer* on her cereal...........<blech> > > > > > > > > I drink it because water is not good on cereal > > That reminds me of a song that my dad had a recording of.... " I'm on a drinking man's diet, it came from a book I have known. It's really terrific, and quite scientific, and I'm half stoned. A breakfast of cornflakes and vodka, but cornflakes have carbohydrates, so I don't eat the fattening cornflakes, I eat the vodka straight. " By the end of the song, he says that he now weighs 385 pounds, but he doesn't care anymore. Philip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 31, 2003 Report Share Posted May 31, 2003 LMBO....I think I'll stick to soy milk!! Janice ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. - Philip Saturday, May 31, 2003 5:10 PM Re: Soy Milk--getting off topic now, but funny , " Pixx " <lists@p...> wrote: > I had a professor in college that didn't like milk. She claimed she > used *beer* on her cereal...........<blech> > > > > > > > > I drink it because water is not good on cereal > > That reminds me of a song that my dad had a recording of.... " I'm on a drinking man's diet, it came from a book I have known. It's really terrific, and quite scientific, and I'm half stoned. A breakfast of cornflakes and vodka, but cornflakes have carbohydrates, so I don't eat the fattening cornflakes, I eat the vodka straight. " By the end of the song, he says that he now weighs 385 pounds, but he doesn't care anymore. Philip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 31, 2003 Report Share Posted May 31, 2003 Hmm, what a strange and interesting song............... On 31 May 2003 at 22:10, Philip wrote: > > That reminds me of a song that my dad had a recording of.... > > " I'm on a drinking man's diet, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2003 Report Share Posted June 1, 2003 Who was this song by, Philip? *lol* :::coffeemug salute::: ~ PT ~ Why do people in churches seem like cheerful, brainless tourists on a packaged tour of the Absolute? ~ Annie Dillard, " Teaching a Stone to Talk " ~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~> , " Philip " <phudson@s...> wrote: > That reminds me of a song that my dad had a recording of.... > > " I'm on a drinking man's diet, > it came from a book I have known. > It's really terrific, and quite scientific, > and I'm half stoned. > > A breakfast of cornflakes and vodka, > but cornflakes have carbohydrates, > so I don't eat the fattening cornflakes, > I eat the vodka straight. " > > By the end of the song, he says that he now weighs 385 pounds, but he > doesn't care anymore. > > Philip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2003 Report Share Posted June 1, 2003 , " ~ P_T ~ " <patchouli_troll> wrote: > Who was this song by, Philip? *lol* > > :::coffeemug salute::: > > ~ PT ~ ************************* I'm not really sure who the singer was. I think it was Allan Sherman, but I haven't been able to find the song on amything recently recorded. The recording was on a vinyl record. Philip ************************* > > Why do people in churches seem like cheerful, brainless > tourists on a packaged tour of the Absolute? > ~ Annie Dillard, " Teaching a Stone to Talk " > ~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > , " Philip " <phudson@s...> > wrote: > > > That reminds me of a song that my dad had a recording of.... > > > > " I'm on a drinking man's diet, > > it came from a book I have known. > > It's really terrific, and quite scientific, > > and I'm half stoned. > > > > A breakfast of cornflakes and vodka, > > but cornflakes have carbohydrates, > > so I don't eat the fattening cornflakes, > > I eat the vodka straight. " > > > > By the end of the song, he says that he now weighs 385 pounds, but > he > > doesn't care anymore. > > > > Philip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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