Guest guest Posted June 13, 2003 Report Share Posted June 13, 2003 So, yeah, Hitler was a vegetarian and a painter. Now, when exactly does that shift happen? One day he says, " Damn! I cannot get that tree right. I will kill everybody! " For people not indoctrinated with the brilliance that is Monsieur Izzard, check out www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/welcome.html or www.quoi.freeservers.com/index.html And enjoy! ----- " Do not tell the transvestite about the calendars of the world or he will go spread the gospel of transvesticism to them.... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2003 Report Share Posted June 13, 2003 " So, yeah, Hitler was a vegetarian and a painter. " I'd consider Eddie Izzard a painter as well by the way he applies all that make-up that he wears, lol. I've seen him on some talk shows and he seems funny, but I've never gotten into his stand-up routines on HBO....more of a George Carlin and Dave Chapelle fan. Isn't Carlin a vegetarian? or just a profanitarian, lol. " Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? " George Carlin S. ----Original Message Follows---- " Jigilou Snicklefitz " <jigilou So, yeah, Hitler was a vegetarian and a painter. Now, when exactly does that shift happen? One day he says, " Damn! I cannot get that tree right. I will kill everybody! " For people not indoctrinated with the brilliance that is Monsieur Izzard, check out www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/welcome.html or www.quoi.freeservers.com/index.html And enjoy! ----- " Do not tell the transvestite about the calendars of the world or he will go spread the gospel of transvesticism to them.... " _______________ Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2003 Report Share Posted June 13, 2003 YES YES YES!! Everyone must familiarize themselves with this comic genius! Go to the site, do it do it! " Then when you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. 'I'm sorry, I've broken the glass, I've broken this, is that expensive? I'll pay for that, I'm sorry.' And you do that so that people in the room might go, ' What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.' " One of my favorite little nuggets from " Dress to Kill " , which I am still waiting to be available in stores here...my recorded-from-TV copy is getting pretty worn down, after numerous viewings! But they show it on HBO every so often, so look for it!! Jigilou Snicklefitz <jigilou wrote: So, yeah, Hitler was a vegetarian and a painter. Now, when exactly does that shift happen? One day he says, " Damn! I cannot get that tree right. I will kill everybody! " For people not indoctrinated with the brilliance that is Monsieur Izzard, check out www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/welcome.html or www.quoi.freeservers.com/index.html And enjoy! ----- " Do not tell the transvestite about the calendars of the world or he will go spread the gospel of transvesticism to them.... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2003 Report Share Posted June 13, 2003 - _- matrixenos -_ " So, yeah, Hitler was a vegetarian and a painter. " Actually Hitler was only a part time vegetarian. That's what I've read anyway. ~Janice~ Be your own cheerleader! Encourage yourself every step of the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 17, 2003 Report Share Posted June 17, 2003 > " Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? " >George Carlin > > Now I love Carlin, but I happen to have a relative who asks me this over and over and over as if she expects a serious answer. Anyone know a good shut-up-and-eat-your-dead-animals comeback? Laurie _______________ Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 17, 2003 Report Share Posted June 17, 2003 ----Original Message Follows---- " Laurie B " <laitaina > " Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? " >George Carlin > > Now I love Carlin, but I happen to have a relative who asks me this over and over and over as if she expects a serious answer. Anyone know a good shut-up-and-eat-your-dead-animals comeback? Laurie I'd go with the confusion tactic... > " Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? " ....Only the giraffes, the rest have meat. ....Yes I'm permitted to eat them, but I only do if they get too loud. ....Yes but only on Tuesdays before midnight. ....Legally, NO! Cheers, Shawn _______________ _______________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 18, 2003 Report Share Posted June 18, 2003 , " Laurie B " <laitaina@h...> wrote: > > > > " Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? " > >George Carlin > > > > > Now I love Carlin, but I happen to have a relative who asks me this over and > over and over as if she expects a serious answer. Anyone know a good > shut-up-and-eat-your-dead-animals comeback? > > Laurie > Hi Laurie Next time try " Only if they're well-done!! " I'm a huge Eddie Izzard fan. He is one of my Gods. I've seen him live 3 times and I almost wet myself every time!!! I own all his stuff on video, and if I were female, I would want to have his children!!!*LOL* Have any of you seen " Definate Article " ? If not, GET IT!!!! Graham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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