Have some fun....OT Lumpy Wafflesniffer?

[Guest guest]

Sometimes when you have a stressful day, you need some silliness to

relax. Here is your dose... This only takes a minute and it's fun.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. The following in an excerpt from

a children's book, " Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of

Professor Poopypants " by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces

everyone to assume new names...

 

Follow the instructions to find your new name...

 

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

name:

a = poopsie; b = lumpy; c = buttercup; d = gidget; e = crusty; f =

greasy; g = fluffy; h = cheeseball; i = chim-chim; j = stinky; k = flunky;

l = boobie; m = pinky; n = zippy; o = goober; p = doofus; q = slimy;

r = loopy; s = snotty; t = tootie; u = dorkey; v = squeezit; w =

oprah; x = skipper; y = dinky; z = zsa-zsa

 

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half

of your new last name:

 

a = apple; b = toilet; c = giggle; d = burger; e = girdle; f =

barf; g = lizard; h = waffle; i = cootie; j = monkey; k = potty;

l = liver; m = banana; n = rhino; o = bubble; p = hamster; q = toad;

r = gizzard; s = pizza; t = gerbil; u = chicken;

v = pickle; w = chuckle; x = tofu;

y = gorilla; z = stinker

 

 

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second

half of your new last name:

 

a = head; b = mouth; c = face; d = nose;

e = tush; f = breath; g = pants; h = shorts; i = lips; j = honker;

k = butt; l = brain; m = tushie; n = chunks; o = hiney; p = biscuits;

q = toes; r = buns; s = fanny; t = sniffer; u = sprinkles; v = kisser; w =

squirt; x = humperdinck; y = brains; z = juice

 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober

Chickenshorts.

Now when you do this.. post your new name as the subject. And

remember

that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an

average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your life!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

LOL!! i'm snotty applebutt!

my dh is loopy applebutt and my son is crusty

applebutt! haha!!

 

thanks for the laugh!

snotty

 

--- rwhitt1212 wrote:

> Follow the instructions to find your new name...

>

> Use the third letter of your first name to determine

> your new first

> name:

> a = poopsie; b = lumpy; c = buttercup; d = gidget; e

> = crusty; f =

> greasy; g = fluffy; h = cheeseball; i = chim-chim; j

> = stinky; k = flunky;

> l = boobie; m = pinky; n = zippy; o = goober; p =

> doofus; q = slimy;

> r = loopy; s = snotty; t = tootie; u = dorkey; v =

> squeezit; w =

> oprah; x = skipper; y = dinky; z = zsa-zsa

>

> Use the second letter of your last name to determine

> the first half

> of your new last name:

>

> a = apple; b = toilet; c = giggle; d = burger; e =

> girdle; f =

> barf; g = lizard; h = waffle; i = cootie; j =

> monkey; k = potty;

> l = liver; m = banana; n = rhino; o = bubble; p =

> hamster; q = toad;

> r = gizzard; s = pizza; t = gerbil; u = chicken;

> v = pickle; w = chuckle; x = tofu;

> y = gorilla; z = stinker

>

>

> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine

> the second

> half of your new last name:

>

> a = head; b = mouth; c = face; d = nose;

> e = tush; f = breath; g = pants; h = shorts; i =

> lips; j = honker;

> k = butt; l = brain; m = tushie; n = chunks; o =

> hiney; p = biscuits;

> q = toes; r = buns; s = fanny; t = sniffer; u =

> sprinkles; v = kisser; w =

> squirt; x = humperdinck; y = brains; z = juice

>

 

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

Wellll, I'm not so sure I can tell my dh that his new name is Pinky

Gizzardsquirt.

 

Best,

Tootie Applesniffer

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* " I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet " - Gandhi

 

* " The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of

animals as they now look upon the murder of men " - Leonardo da Vinci

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