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Hi Wee,

We have our very own Scottish lass in here. We have

Christie.

You have a fun time visiting with Liz.

I worked with Ev for 15 years and I can say she had

the best sense of humor and more than one time I took

her words for things a different way....LOL

Especially when she was explaining about the bagpiper

and I thought she was talking about a bag of paper.

Here's one for you.

When I worked in reservations for a hotel one of the

UK customers asked the receptionist for a rubber and

she told him to go to the gift shop and buy them, he

looked so blank and said, don't you just have an old

used one then. She said, you should be asahmed of

yourself. This poor guy, it dawned on me he must want

an eraser. I handed him an eraser and he said, you

are a gracious one and I thank you, that woman is so

rude and I had no plan of stealing her rubber!

LOLOLOL

Smiles and a laugh!

Donna

 

--- Wee K Chew <techiewee wrote:

 

> Dear Donna,

>

> Ha! Ha! Ha!

> Like you, I am fond of the Scottish people and will

> always have a soft spot

> in my heart.

> I am a good friend to a Liz, Scottish lass who I

> have known over 20 years.

> Liz is also funny and leaves me in stitches whenever

> we get together.

> Liz phoned an hour ago and had a long chin wag,

> coincidence or what :-)

> Oh, I will be seeing her shortly, ahh lovely news

> :-)))

>

> BTW, some people in UK called potatoes, " spuds " .

>

> Thank you for sharing your happy moments.

>

>

> Best Wishes,

> Wee

 

 

 

 

 

 

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-Donna,

This sort of thing happens all the time with my friend across the

pond. I mentioned once about my fanny being tired and he was shocked.

He explained that in his part of the world a woman's fanny is slang

for her female private parts. OMG..LOL

Deanna

-- In , Donnalilacflower

<thelilacflower wrote:

>

> Hi Wee,

> We have our very own Scottish lass in here. We have

> Christie.

> You have a fun time visiting with Liz.

> I worked with Ev for 15 years and I can say she had

> the best sense of humor and more than one time I took

> her words for things a different way....LOL

> Especially when she was explaining about the bagpiper

> and I thought she was talking about a bag of paper.

> Here's one for you.

> When I worked in reservations for a hotel one of the

> UK customers asked the receptionist for a rubber and

> she told him to go to the gift shop and buy them, he

> looked so blank and said, don't you just have an old

> used one then. She said, you should be asahmed of

> yourself. This poor guy, it dawned on me he must want

> an eraser. I handed him an eraser and he said, you

> are a gracious one and I thank you, that woman is so

> rude and I had no plan of stealing her rubber!

> LOLOLOL

> Smiles and a laugh!

> Donna

>

> --- Wee K Chew <techiewee wrote:

>

> > Dear Donna,

> >

> > Ha! Ha! Ha!

> > Like you, I am fond of the Scottish people and will

> > always have a soft spot

> > in my heart.

> > I am a good friend to a Liz, Scottish lass who I

> > have known over 20 years.

> > Liz is also funny and leaves me in stitches whenever

> > we get together.

> > Liz phoned an hour ago and had a long chin wag,

> > coincidence or what :-)

> > Oh, I will be seeing her shortly, ahh lovely news

> > :-)))

> >

> > BTW, some people in UK called potatoes, " spuds " .

> >

> > Thank you for sharing your happy moments.

> >

> >

> > Best Wishes,

> > Wee

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

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Even though I know what it means in USA, Deanna, it still seems

vaguely shocking to me and feels so wrong to hear someone discuss

their fanny quite so openly and in mixed company, LOL.

Christie

 

, " genny_y2k " <genny_y2k

wrote:

>

> -Donna,

> This sort of thing happens all the time with my friend across the

> pond. I mentioned once about my fanny being tired and he was

shocked.

> He explained that in his part of the world a woman's fanny is slang

> for her female private parts. OMG..LOL

> Deanna

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Dear Genny,

 

That is so true, lol :-)))

 

" Flog " in UK is a slang which means " sell "

In the US, it means " smashed it up " , go figure, lol :-)

I won't use that one if I ever visit the States, ha, lol :-)

 

 

Best Wishes,

Wee

 

 

 

On Behalf Of genny_y2k

Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:45 PM

 

Re: tatties Wee OT

 

 

-Donna,

This sort of thing happens all the time with my friend across the

pond. I mentioned once about my fanny being tired and he was shocked.

He explained that in his part of the world a woman's fanny is slang

for her female private parts. OMG..LOL

Deanna

-- In , Donnalilacflower

<thelilacflower wrote:

>

> Hi Wee,

> We have our very own Scottish lass in here. We have Christie.

> You have a fun time visiting with Liz.

> I worked with Ev for 15 years and I can say she had

> the best sense of humor and more than one time I took

> her words for things a different way....LOL

> Especially when she was explaining about the bagpiper

> and I thought she was talking about a bag of paper.

> Here's one for you.

> When I worked in reservations for a hotel one of the

> UK customers asked the receptionist for a rubber and

> she told him to go to the gift shop and buy them, he

> looked so blank and said, don't you just have an old

> used one then. She said, you should be asahmed of

> yourself. This poor guy, it dawned on me he must want

> an eraser. I handed him an eraser and he said, you

> are a gracious one and I thank you, that woman is so

> rude and I had no plan of stealing her rubber!

> LOLOLOL

> Smiles and a laugh!

> Donna

>

> --- Wee K Chew <techiewee wrote:

>

> > Dear Donna,

> >

> > Ha! Ha! Ha!

> > Like you, I am fond of the Scottish people and will

> > always have a soft spot

> > in my heart.

> > I am a good friend to a Liz, Scottish lass who I

> > have known over 20 years.

> > Liz is also funny and leaves me in stitches whenever

> > we get together.

> > Liz phoned an hour ago and had a long chin wag,

> > coincidence or what :-)

> > Oh, I will be seeing her shortly, ahh lovely news

> > :-)))

> >

> > BTW, some people in UK called potatoes, " spuds " .

> >

> > Thank you for sharing your happy moments.

> >

> >

> > Best Wishes,

> > Wee

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dear Donna,

 

Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so funny<smile>

 

On the subject of slang, for now, at least.

I am not too sure but I think " brolli " means " Umbrella " in Scotland.

Christie will be able to confirm that one :-)

 

 

Best Wishes,

Wee

 

 

 

On Behalf Of Donnalilacflower

Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:33 PM

 

RE: tatties Wee OT

 

 

Hi Wee,

We have our very own Scottish lass in here. We have

Christie.

You have a fun time visiting with Liz.

I worked with Ev for 15 years and I can say she had

the best sense of humor and more than one time I took

her words for things a different way....LOL

Especially when she was explaining about the bagpiper

and I thought she was talking about a bag of paper.

Here's one for you.

When I worked in reservations for a hotel one of the

UK customers asked the receptionist for a rubber and

she told him to go to the gift shop and buy them, he

looked so blank and said, don't you just have an old

used one then. She said, you should be asahmed of

yourself. This poor guy, it dawned on me he must want

an eraser. I handed him an eraser and he said, you

are a gracious one and I thank you, that woman is so

rude and I had no plan of stealing her rubber!

LOLOLOL

Smiles and a laugh!

Donna

 

--- Wee K Chew <techiewee wrote:

 

> Dear Donna,

>

> Ha! Ha! Ha!

> Like you, I am fond of the Scottish people and will

> always have a soft spot

> in my heart.

> I am a good friend to a Liz, Scottish lass who I

> have known over 20 years.

> Liz is also funny and leaves me in stitches whenever

> we get together.

> Liz phoned an hour ago and had a long chin wag,

> coincidence or what :-)

> Oh, I will be seeing her shortly, ahh lovely news

> :-)))

>

> BTW, some people in UK called potatoes, " spuds " .

>

> Thank you for sharing your happy moments.

>

>

> Best Wishes,

> Wee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Christie,

Fanny is not as popular as a female name in the US but it once was a

common name for girls. There is a popular candy, by the name in the

US . Tee hee.

 

- In , " christie_0131 "

<christie0131 wrote:

>

> Even though I know what it means in USA, Deanna, it still seems

> vaguely shocking to me and feels so wrong to hear someone discuss

> their fanny quite so openly and in mixed company, LOL.

> Christie

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I am getting a good chuckle out of these :). On my friend Margie's

first visit to England she was completely shocked upon checking in to

her hotel when the nice young desk clerk asked her if she'd like to

be knocked up in the morning. LOL

Peace,

Diane

 

 

, " genny_y2k " <genny_y2k

wrote:

>

> -Donna,

> This sort of thing happens all the time with my friend across the

> pond. I mentioned once about my fanny being tired and he was

shocked.

> He explained that in his part of the world a woman's fanny is slang

> for her female private parts. OMG..LOL

> Deanna

> -- In , Donnalilacflower

> <thelilacflower@> wrote:

> >

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I think brolly is more English than Scots, Wee. Besides which, we

are far too hardy and the winds are far too strong to be bothered

with such nambypamby things as umbrellas, LOL.

Christie

 

, " Wee K Chew "

<techiewee wrote:

>

> Dear Donna,

>

> Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so funny<smile>

>

> On the subject of slang, for now, at least.

> I am not too sure but I think " brolli " means " Umbrella " in

Scotland.

> Christie will be able to confirm that one :-)

>

>

> Best Wishes,

> Wee

>

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That would be quite shocking up here too as getting knocked up means

to be made pregnant.

Christie

 

, " strayfeather1 "

<otherbox2001 wrote:

>

> I am getting a good chuckle out of these :). On my friend Margie's

> first visit to England she was completely shocked upon checking in

to

> her hotel when the nice young desk clerk asked her if she'd like to

> be knocked up in the morning. LOL

> Peace,

> Diane

>

>

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